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I am afraid for the Onion (Original Post) LetMyPeopleVote Yesterday OP
You had me worried there for a minute! lastlib Yesterday #1
Sorry LetMyPeopleVote Yesterday #3
You had me worried as well. niyad 22 hrs ago #8
It's pretty hard to beat the real story of the FAA planning to shut down an airport for a week Ocelot II Yesterday #2
Reddit r/onionheadlines also having trouble mellow 23 hrs ago #4
When Schwarzenegger won the election to become governor of California, back in the early 2000s, the onion just ran the Fil1957 23 hrs ago #5
I laughed back then and laughed again just now. Remember the Onion relies on people with a sense of humor. FadedMullet 22 hrs ago #6
New entry in the dictionary BaronChocula 22 hrs ago #7
That new definition is appropriate in today's world LetMyPeopleVote 22 hrs ago #10
Hahaha Joinfortmill 22 hrs ago #9
Truth spinbaby 1 hr ago #11

lastlib

(27,845 posts)
1. You had me worried there for a minute!
Thu Feb 12, 2026, 02:17 PM
Yesterday

I understand how hard it is to out-crazy the craziest in this country, but they do a pretty good job.

In 2017, the Ringling Bros. circus closed down, since it was impossible to compete with the tRump circus.

Ocelot II

(129,834 posts)
2. It's pretty hard to beat the real story of the FAA planning to shut down an airport for a week
Thu Feb 12, 2026, 02:18 PM
Yesterday

because CPB shot down a party balloon with a drone and forgot to tell them. Too bad for The Onion; these days the truth really is stranger and stupider than fiction.

Fil1957

(635 posts)
5. When Schwarzenegger won the election to become governor of California, back in the early 2000s, the onion just ran the
Thu Feb 12, 2026, 04:17 PM
23 hrs ago

story straight.

FadedMullet

(802 posts)
6. I laughed back then and laughed again just now. Remember the Onion relies on people with a sense of humor.
Thu Feb 12, 2026, 04:27 PM
22 hrs ago

They'll be fine as long as long as we are.

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