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A man went to a pet shop to buy a parrot. The pet shop owner said he had 3 parrots, a yellow one, a red one and a green one. He showed the guy the parrots, and the guy said, "How much for the yellow one?"
The shop owner said "Two thousand dollars."
The guy says, "Why so much?" The owner says, "This bird can type really fast."
The guy looks at the yellow parrot and says, "How much is this one?"
The shop owner says, "Five thousand dollars."
"Wow!" says the guy. "Why so much?"
The shop owner explains, "This bird can type, answer the phone and take detailed notes."
The guy looks at the green parrot and asks, "How much for this one?"
The shop owner replies, "Ten thousand dollars."
The guy says, "What does it do?"
The shop owner says, "I'm not sure, but the other two call him boss."
I love parrot jokes!
SuzyandPuffpuff
(324 posts)We have a parrot and he is ALWAYS making us laugh. Had him 25+ years. Smart. Intuitive. Calculating. Affectionate. Silly. Destructive. Pain in the ass but entertaining as hell. Thank you.
Marthe48
(22,123 posts)He was a darling. I loved him. Long time ago, now.