Pets
Related: About this forumI'm reminded of the line from the movie Sling Blade . When i open the fridge door with the pups.
Reckon what do you like to eat in there.
I open the refrigerator door to grab milk for coffee and instantly three is a crowd.
My seventy nine pound Dunc the chonk golden retriever and Oliver a nine month old ninety pound Pyrenees golden retriever house horse. Standing peering into the tummy yummy box.
Grabbing the milk and the house horse is licking a storage container. I walk away leaving the door open because i will put the milk away.
Oliver -Dunc look its the meatball stroganoff from the other night. Hold on Im gonna lick my way through the container and SCORE.
Dunc - Oliver are you furrsure its the meatball stroganoff that is some primo tummy yummies bro. Come on dude lick it open hairy up the man is gonna be back soon shit hes putting the cap back on the jug and walking this way.
I put the creamer away standing reaching over pup as he is still trying to lick into the container. And i have to grab him and drag his furry body away in order to close the refrigerator. So i grab my coffee walking out of the kitchen and the house horse was then standing licking the refrigerator door.
If these two were HOOMAN i think they would have a criminal career in refrigerator cracking screw the safe cracking we cant eat money.
A terrible punctuation dyslexic ramble yet i enjoy and love these two furry opportunistic floofs.

George McGovern
(7,619 posts)peacebuzzard
(5,586 posts)they know every single noise you make. Hurry up, kid, man coming. LOL
Trueblue Texan
(3,367 posts)I can see all this happening! Youre gonna have to wash the outside of your dishes before you can get to the food inside. Good luck! LOL!
SARose
(1,510 posts)Oscar the doxie suffers from short man syndrome.
Too short for the fridge soooooo
Ohh noms in de dishwasher! Ooohhh yeah! Licks the plates and silverware every time! Cannot turn your back on him. No sir!
Ohhhh Pop left some noms on de lamp table. Ooohhh I can stretcchhhhhh - got it! Score PBJ!
OSCAR YOU WEINER sez Pop! And the chase is on.
Little thief! 🤣🙄
Duncanpup
(14,583 posts)They could become a criminal enterprise in stealing noms.
SARose
(1,510 posts)Your two can get the high items and mine the low!🤣
Beatlelvr
(740 posts)Love those pups. I have 2 well-fed cats feigning starvation every time I go to the kitchen.
Diamond_Dog
(37,257 posts)Dont ever stop writing them. They always bring me a smile.
Duncanpup
(14,583 posts)Bring your house horse Sophie lab then wed have a herd.
ShazzieB
(20,844 posts)Reading about those 2 giant fur balls never fails to get a laugh out of me, sometimes several! As long as you keep these stories coming, please know that you will always have a very earger audience here who can't wait to hear about yourr latest canine adventures!