Man caught in 'sexual performance' with vacuum, deputies say

[marmar]

OSCEOLA COUNTY, Fla. – An Oviedo man was arrested this week after he was caught engaging in a “sexual performance” with a vacuum cleaner, according to the Osceola County Sheriff’s Office.

In a release, deputies said they responded to Grassendale Street in Kissimmee’s Windsor Hills Resort on Jan. 22 after receiving reports of a man “exposing his sexual organs in front of a residence.”

“The victims that observed this behavior provided a statement and a cell phone recording of a male, partially clothed, in front of a residence, engaged in a sexual performance with a vacuum cleaner,” the release reads.

However, deputies said the suspect had already left the area before a deputy could arrive.

Further investigation revealed that the suspect and his wife were listed as the hosts of an Airbnb and a home in the Windsor Hills Resort, deputies added. ...................(more)

https://www.clickorlando.com/news/local/2026/01/28/central-florida-man-caught-in-sexual-performance-with-vacuum-deputies-say/

[PJMcK]

1. Well, that sucks

Sorry. It’s early.

[Walleye]

3. 😆

I thought that was hilarious. But like you said it is early.

[FalloutShelter]

4. Rim Shot

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[mahatmakanejeeves]

2. I'm not going to say it. NT

[mercuryblues]

5. He picked her up on the curb

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And swept her off her feet. Now he treats her like dirt.

[Ray Bruns]

10. That's beautiful😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[ABC123Easy]

6. Florida man.....

[Ocelot II]

7. He sings "Fifty Ways to Leave Your Hoover" as they take him away...

[Ritabert]

9. LOL!

[Harker]

12. Just empty the canister, Bannister...

Put down down the hose, Mose...

[rubbersole]

13. Turn off the juice, Bruce...

..oh, god. I'll be doing this for an hour.
Must. Get. A. Job.

😖

[Harker]

14. I'm still working on "Electrolux."

[rubbersole]

15. Gonna have to drop a syllable or two on that one.

Good lux!

[Harker]

16. That's a good approach!

Oddly enough, the late Lux Interior of The Cramps popped up briefly while I was working it.

Another angle would be to include it as a substitute in the "don't need to discuss much" line.

[rubbersole]

17. Or switch to Paul Simon's "Cecilia".

A whole new world of possibilities...

[Harker]

18. Ooh, and good ones, too!

[ColoringFool]

19. Take Off The Tux,...

[Harker]

20. That's it!

[Blue Owl]

8. JD Vance likes the upholstery attachment

Get in there real good….

[rurallib]

11. No doubt the vacuum seduced him

Wonder if it was a Rainblow?

[Xavier Breath]

21. Someone hide the milking machine.