"Trump Man" Busted For Serial Pooping Spree

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A 70-year-old Ohio man who told cops he was a “Trump man” confessed to repeatedly urinating and defecating in front of a neighbor’s home because the residents "are Democrats and support Joe Biden," according to a police report.

Jerry Detrick, the accused septuagenarian serial pooper, was cited Sunday for littering after the homeowner caught him in the act around 3:15 AM.


http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/bizarre/trump-fan-busted-for-serial-pooping-spree-547906

[True Dough]

1. This is consistent

Remember that the Jan. 6 insurrectionists smeared feces in various places around the Capitol.

These people are obsessed with shit and it starts with their supposed leader, who sits atop the pile of dung.

[marble falls]

2. The owner said its been going on for 8 or tens years.

[secondwind]

5. I cannot imagine dealing with that crap for 10 years!

[marble falls]

6. It boggles the mind. Both the committment to an action and the forebearance ...

... and the pooper is a retired HS teacher. I shit you not.

[DURHAM D]

3. Only a rightwing nut would think to weaponize poop. nt

[Chainfire]

4. Obviously the product of poor potty training.

It is proven that that leads to becoming a Trumpette. They have been spreading shit across the country for years.

[RKP5637]

7. Typical GOP values, spreading shit around! n/t

[Aviation Pro]

8. He's luck that a shot of rock salt wasn't fired in his direction

Fucking oxygen thieves wear me thin.

[Harker]

9. Littering? n/t

[Baked Potato]

10. He's a Bio-terrorist.

[Blue Owl]

11. Throw him in a jail cell with Donny

The two of them can poop out the rest of their golden years with each other

[Bristlecone]

12. Trumpanzees shit on everything. Literally it seems.

[Generic Other]

13. Looks like he's been harassing them

For being gay. Plus he’s a retired high school teacher. That ought to bump his actions up to the level of a HATE CRIME. A smelly one at that!