Michigan judge boots man with 'Buttfucker 3000' as screenname from Zoom hearing

[Initech]

No, this isn't a deleted scene from the 2006 dark comedy Idiocracy. This is just another day in the life of judge Jeffrey Middleton, who serves Michigan's St. Joseph County.

Middleton, who is pretty well known for his transparency and calling it like it is on the r/ZoomCourt subreddit, where people post videos of viral goofs and mishaps that occur during Zoom-based court hearings (remember cat lawyer?), was confronted with a not so hole-some situation.

During a Monday Zoom court hearing for drug paraphernalia charges a man, Nathan Saxaon, logged on with the very public screenname of Buttfucker 3000. While there is nothing inherently wrong with being an actual buttfucker, Middelton was not having any of Saxaon's buttfucking bullshit, Vice reported.

“We’ll bring this fool in,” Middleton said to the Zoom meeting, which consisted of eight people waiting for their hearing.
https://www.metrotimes.com/news-hits/archives/2021/05/12/michigan-judge-boots-man-with-buttfucker-3000-as-screenname-from-zoom-hearing

I knew it was a matter of time before people started screwing with Zoom events!

[aeromanKC]

1. Clamp down on that real quick with contemp charges.

Well, it worked on Cousin Vinny.

[underpants]

2. Okay honestly I read it as Butterfinger 3000

Now I see why the judge bootied him.

[spooky3]

4. Soon a Republican congressman will appear and tell you "Butterfinger" is exactly what it did say. nt

[WA-03 Democrat]

3. I would always sign in as

Donald Duck

[TreasonousBastard]

5. So, what about the meth needle? Maybe the screen name was a brilliant diversion.