Florida Man accused of theft after allegedly stuffing $800 in wine down his pants

[marmar]

It was a vintage theft ... literally.

A man who visited the Total Wine & More outlet in Estero on Thursday allegedly took nearly $800 in wine, using multiple trips to spirit the spirits out in his pants.

In a request to try to identify the accused wine thief, the Southwest Florida Crime Stoppers provided a surveillance photograph of the man, who was wearing a mask. ...........(more)

https://www.news-press.com/story/news/crime/2020/06/15/florida-man-accused-stuffing-wine-pants-total-wine-more-estero/3193402001/

[Walleye]

1. Never steal anything cheap😹

[ZZenith]

2. "What?! No, I always keep my Moet & Chandon here!"

[live love laugh]

6. :laughing:

[ZZenith]

7. That's what you do!

[Thomas Hurt]

3. Is that a bottle of wine in your pants, or are you just happy to see me.

[grumpyduck]

4. What a jerk.

He could have done it in one trip by getting an $800 bottle.

[Harker]

5. That's a corker. n/t