Birthday Threesome doesn't go as expected

[47of74]

Yes today is my birthday. No this was not me!

A birthday weekend threesome came to an abrupt end Friday when the 19-year-old celebrant pulled a male acquaintance “off the other woman by his genitals and threw him to the floor” of a La Quinta Inn room, according to South Carolina police.

The woman, named Mary Jane, told police that her friend Jahiem had arrived in Myrtle Beach before her and “had been spending time with another woman before she got there.” And, a police incident report notes, “that’s what started the whole argument.”

Jahiem told Myrtle Beach Police Department officers that he and Mary Jane “agreed to have sexual relations with that other woman,” whose age is not revealed in the report. Mary Jane, however, did tell cops that the second woman had a pistol in her handbag.

“During the course of the relations,” Jahiem said, Mary Jane pulled him “off the other woman by his genitals and threw him to the floor.” During a physical confrontation that followed, Jahiem said he kicked Mary Jane, “causing her to fall.”

[Karadeniz]

1. Not why we're on earth, but they're young...hopefully they'll find more meaning in life!

[SledDriver]

2. Relevant smiley?

[DarthDem]

5. HAHAHAHA

Good one! Let everyone know what you come up with!

[tblue37]

3. Happy birthday 🎂 to you. nt

[yonder]

4. Happy Birthday and celebrate wisely!

[dhill926]

6. I had some pretty lively b-days when I was younger...

but um, nothing like this...

[47of74]

7. Yeah I spent a b day in the ER

After having a massage that caused severe muscle spasms. (At least the therapist gave me a free massage in compensation).

Today I’m celebrating with a Happy Birthday Hefeweizen