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sl8

(17,158 posts)
Fri Jul 10, 2026, 08:26 AM 8 hrs ago

Do you suffer from bad breath? Constipation? Insanity? Ask your doctor if rectal dilators are right for you.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dr._Young%27s_Ideal_Rectal_Dilators

Dr. Young's Ideal Rectal Dilators

Dr. Young's Ideal Rectal Dilators were medical devices sold in the United States from the late nineteenth century until at least the 1940s, part of the burgeoning market for patent and proprietary medicines and devices at the time.[1] They came in sets of four "torpedolike" [2] hard rubber[3] (later, plastic) instruments varying in diameter from 1⁄2 inch (12.7 mm) to 1 inch (25.4 mm) and in length from 3 to 4 inches (76.2 to 101.6 mm),[4] and according to a retrospective article in The American Journal of Gastroenterology, were no different from modern rectal dilators.[5]

[...]

Young admitted that some patients panicked at the sight of the devices.[7]

Condemnation by Food and Drug Administration

In 1940 the United States Attorney for the Southern District of New York seized a shipment of the devices as misbranded. According to the U.S. Food and Drug Administration's subsequent Drugs and Devices Court Case Notice of Judgment[8] (captioned "U.S. v. 67 Sets of Dr. Young's Rectal Dilators and 83 Packages of Dr. Young's Piloment" ) the product's labeling claimed it corrected constipation, promoted more refreshing sleep, and could relieve foul breath, bad taste in the mouth, sallow skin, acne, anemia, lassitude, mental hebetude, insomnia, anorexia, headaches, diarrhea, hemorrhoids, flatulence, indigestion, nervousness, irritability, cold extremities, and numerous other ailments. The instructions warned, "Do not neglect to use your Dilators ... It is advisable to use [them] occasionally as a precautionary measure. You need have no fear of using them too much."

The devices were held to be "dangerous to health when used with the frequency and duration prescribed, recommended or suggested in the labeling", and the shipment was ordered to be destroyed.[4]

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Detroit Medical Journal, August 1905



The New Way, September 1893. The case, according to this advertisement, was "handsome and permanent."



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Do you suffer from bad breath? Constipation? Insanity? Ask your doctor if rectal dilators are right for you. (Original Post) sl8 8 hrs ago OP
sooooo aren't those are just FoxNewsSucks 8 hrs ago #1
And what if True Dough 8 hrs ago #2
Or go to the fitting room to see if they fit Jerry2144 7 hrs ago #6
I'd be worried True Dough 5 hrs ago #7
At one time sex toys were sold as medical devices. sop 8 hrs ago #3
Exactly!!! LOL!!!! some_of_us_are_sane 4 hrs ago #8
Shhhh... Don't give RFK Jr. any ideas. NNadir 8 hrs ago #4
I've heard they feel good 😎 So can you sit down with one of these up your butt....asking for a friend. ☮ walkingman 8 hrs ago #5

True Dough

(27,780 posts)
2. And what if
Fri Jul 10, 2026, 08:35 AM
8 hrs ago

people just want to use them for fun? No judgement!

Also, it's probably not an item you try out and then return.

walkingman

(11,392 posts)
5. I've heard they feel good 😎 So can you sit down with one of these up your butt....asking for a friend. ☮
Fri Jul 10, 2026, 08:59 AM
8 hrs ago
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