Wanted...someone to feed me doritos while I'm reading, because I don't want...

[Enter stage left]

The pages to turn orange.

Please, no weirdos need apply!

[sinkingfeeling]

1. I'm eating Cheetos, so have an orange keyboard.

[buzzycrumbhunger]

2. I don't have this problem

… because I read on my Kindle or phone.

I do, however, sometimes have to use the tip of my nose to turn the page until I’m done eating something messy so I don’t smear up the screen.

[Enter stage left]

3. Quite frequently, whe I eat Doritos or Cheetos...

The tip of my nose might be orange too.

[buzzycrumbhunger]

5. LOL

[Diamond_Dog]

4. I put my Cheezits in a paper cup and "drink" them. Keeps my hands clean.

[Iggo]

7. That's genius.

I’m doing that from now on.

(Also makes it easier to practice portion control.)

[Diamond_Dog]

8. This method works well for popcorn, too!

[JoseBalow]

6. I use chopsticks to eat small snacks like popcorn and chips and such

Fingers stay clean, and the practice keeps me limber