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BOSSHOG

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Thu Dec 25, 2025, 04:45 PM 19 hrs ago

Why was Santa late delivering gifts?

His sleigh got mistletoed.

Why didn’t the Christmas tree get any gifts from Santa? He was on the knotty list.

And one more.

Why are Christmas trees bad at knitting? They always drop their needles.


No tips required. As you can tell these are pricelesss.



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Why was Santa late delivering gifts? (Original Post) BOSSHOG 19 hrs ago OP
''No tips are required.'' Xavier Breath 18 hrs ago #1
Usually That Translates to "Prices Include Gratuity"! The Roux Comes First 18 hrs ago #2
My mom's fav Santa joke was a question as to why he and Mrs Claus don't have any kids Attilatheblond 18 hrs ago #3
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