I looked at all the "fashion" pictures from the Bezos wedding.

[Sogo]

I saw nothing that I would ever want to emulate.

My gawd, those women are so fake and "enhanced," and the clothes are just trashy.

[greatauntoftriplets]

1. Lauren Sanchez's breasts are a sight to behold.

But certainly not to hold.

[regnaD kciN]

3. To paraphrase Tom Lehrer's line about army food...

“To think of all the marvelous ways
They’re using plastics nowadays!”

[greatauntoftriplets]

4. Tom Lehrer has a talent for hitting the nail on the head.

I'm a big fan of his.

[AZJonnie]

8. I love that we can still speak of Tom Lehrer in the present tense

97 freaking years old and still kicking

My stepdad started spinning his stuff to me when he thought I'd appreciate it, which was around 11yo, IIRC. This was the mid-70's but pops still had a bunch of Lehrer records. I can still sing most of the Element Song and a few others as well

[greatauntoftriplets]

10. He may have retired years ago, but I'm happy that he's still alive.

My favorite song of his is probably "Vatican Rag" because I went to Catholic grade and high school. "Who's Next?" is another great one. Well, most of his songs are memorable.

[Aristus]

13. Look on the bright side:

In the event of a water landing, she could be used as a flotation device.

[Silent Type]

2. Talking about bad optics, Jeeeez. Some people like big weddings. But this is obscene.

[KT2000]

5. Serfs must learn

this is the new normal. It was a hideous display of money worship. Women's faces fashioned after sex dolls, plastic surgery show as the bride waved and blew kisses to the celebrities. The best part was the fact they had to get into water taxis wearing tight dresses and stupid shoes.
When will the Kardashians be appointed to important positions in the executive branch - maybe replace Hegseth.

[Woodycall]

6. Yes! "Women's faces fashioned after sex dolls"

I have been wondering about that look for a quite while. WTF is that even about?? Seriously, enlighten me please...

[AZJonnie]

7. Sex dolls look plastic because they are plastic.

Similarly, these faces look plastic because they are also plastic. My thought is some women could end up with the 'sex doll' faces unintentionally, simply by virtue of both 'looks' being plastic, rather than it being a particular goal to 'look like a sex doll'. I'm sure not all of them are trying to, at minimum

[Irish_Dem]

9. Older rich men can only be aroused by women distorted by surgery.

These rich old guys have to have surgically enhanced women who look distorted in a hyper-feminine way

[Sogo]

11. Yes, I've thought that might be the case....

[Aristus]

14. I'm a middle-aged, middle class guy. They can have their plastic Barbie dolls.

I'll still take Helen Mirren any day of the week, and twice on Sunday.

[yellowdogintexas]

15. And her dress was ugly. For all that money she could have at least worn a gorgeous dress

I don't care if it was bespoke, it was ugly

[Laffy Kat]

12. I'm not a big fan of weddings to begin with.

Never have been. But these billionaires and their brides make me ill. Think of what they could do with all of that money. Effing eat the rich!

[Figarosmom]

16. I noticed that too

Could have been a hookers ball. 😊