Wildly Inappropriate Songs, Literally Described

[prodigitalson]

Every Breath You Take – The Police
Obsessive stalker mistakes surveillance for affection

Christine Sixteen – KISS
35-year-old man in a bat lizard costume waits for the bell to ring.

Fat Bottomed Girls – Queen
A grown survivor fat shames his abuser.

There are lots more. What comes to mind?

[ScoutHikerDad]

1. Anything By Lucille Bogan or Bo Carter

Google at your own risk. Cardi B didn't invent filthy lyrics.

[pfitz59]

2. Young Girl

[prodigitalson]

5. Victim Blaming set to Music

With all the charms of a woman
You've kept the secret of your youth
You led me to believe
You're old enough to give me love

Basically - grown man blames child for nearly getting him arrested.

[PJMcK]

3. Stacy's Mom, Fountains of Wayne

Teenage boy lusts for his friend’s mother.


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[ProfessorGAC]

9. That One I Disagree With

I can see the video being objectionable to many, but not the song itself.

[NJCher]

11. you're technically correct

but that video is over the top. The woman knows what she's doing.

[ProfessorGAC]

12. Yeah, In The Song...

...we're hearing from an adolescent boy, but there's no suggestion anything other than fantasy is going on.
If there was, I'd find it creepy too.

[pfitz59]

4. Hot Dog Man

[prodigitalson]

6. Are these things real or AI jokes?

[Marthe48]

7. I heard Hot Dog Man on Dr. Demento

I think

[Marthe48]

8. When You're in Love with a Beautiful Woman

Be sure to blame her when she gets hit on by your so-called friends.

[Wiz Imp]

10. That's not what Fat Bottomed Girls is about.

In his 2008 interview with Mojo magazine, Brian May said he wrote the piece with his bandmate and co-founder, Freddie Mercury, in mind. He alluded that Freddie, now deceased, had a big love for women and men with big buttocks.

It was fitting because Freddie was the lead vocalist of the band, and he certainly poured his heart and soul into the song while recording it. His point was made — yes, Freddie loved voluptuous people.

The only thing inappropriate about it is people reading meanings into it that aren't there.

[ProfessorGAC]

13. Green Day

So many people think the song's name is "Time Of Your Life", but that's the parenthetical.
The song is called Good Riddance. The first word in the tine us "Fuck"!
But, it was widely used at reunions, graduations, and retirement parties. Duh!