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Related: Culture Forums, Support ForumsI'm so pissed! I ordered a NOEL sign for my porch and this is what the dumb bastards sent me:


BoRaGard
(4,706 posts)they didn't send you E-L-O-N
Your neighbors would have thought you were worshiping Mammon, like Musk and the rest of the republicons do.
GiqueCee
(2,045 posts)... is what I thought it would be.
mwooldri
(10,601 posts)Elon University. In the small town of Elon, NC.
The men's locker room does have its own musky smell though. Allegedly. No South African connections though.
wolfie001
(4,362 posts)I never read the whole thing because I almost died of boredom. Still gotta "B" though.
LudwigPastorius
(12,030 posts)At a third of the way through it, I already wanted to saw my own head off.
wolfie001
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Floyd R. Turbo
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RecoveringJournalist
(187 posts)🎵 Leeeon...Leon...Leon...Leon... born is the king of Hollis, Queens. (With all respect to Run DMC).
Floyd R. Turbo
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JohnnyRingo
(19,791 posts)No one seemed to get it
liberalla
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Floyd R. Turbo
(30,068 posts)neohippie
(1,221 posts)It will look like NOEL in peoples mirrors as they drive by? there's always a sliver lining
Floyd R. Turbo
(30,068 posts)True Dough
(22,498 posts)So here's the Kings of Leon:
John1956PA
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surfered
(5,838 posts)Floyd R. Turbo
(30,068 posts)Onthefly
(725 posts)RIP, Leon. I enjoyed going to Leon Redbone performances. Good songs with hilarity as an aside.
Floyd R. Turbo
(30,068 posts)Grammy23
(5,967 posts)Got me laughing this chilly morning on the Gulf Coast!

Thanks! We all need something to lift our mood these days. Laughter doeth good .like a medicine.
Floyd R. Turbo
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diane in sf
(4,146 posts)Floyd R. Turbo
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Floyd R. Turbo
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Dem2theMax
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mountain grammy
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best laugh today.
Floyd R. Turbo
(30,068 posts)Aussie105
(6,924 posts)Seriously, pay minimum wage and you get minimum intelligence when you order stuff!
They sent you the ONLE by mistake, send it back!
Might be the ELNO one though, that got shook up in the delivery box.
Saving money on packaging will do that, you know.
Floyd R. Turbo
(30,068 posts)LudwigPastorius
(12,030 posts)I ordered "Merry Krampusnacht", and they sent me "Amherst cranky rump".
Floyd R. Turbo
(30,068 posts)KY_EnviroGuy
(14,678 posts)Suffer the thought if they send you an ELON set........
On the other hand, save it for April and use it to commemorate Mr. Russell's birthday.
KY