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Related: Culture Forums, Support ForumsI'm so pissed! I ordered a NOEL sign for my porch and this is what the dumb bastards sent me:
🤬BoRaGard
(3,388 posts)they didn't send you E-L-O-N
Your neighbors would have thought you were worshiping Mammon, like Musk and the rest of the republicons do.
... is what I thought it would be.
mwooldri
(10,445 posts)Elon University. In the small town of Elon, NC.
The men's locker room does have its own musky smell though. Allegedly. No South African connections though.
wolfie001
(3,907 posts)I never read the whole thing because I almost died of boredom. Still gotta "B" though.
LudwigPastorius
(11,215 posts)At a third of the way through it, I already wanted to saw my own head off.
wolfie001
(3,907 posts)underpants
(187,648 posts)Floyd R. Turbo
(29,334 posts)Harker
(15,284 posts)Wonder Why
(4,804 posts)Floyd R. Turbo
(29,334 posts)chouchou
(1,489 posts)riversedge
(73,600 posts)RecoveringJournalist
(179 posts)🎵 Leeeon...Leon...Leon...Leon... born is the king of Hollis, Queens. (With all respect to Run DMC).
Floyd R. Turbo
(29,334 posts)Bernardo de La Paz
(51,605 posts)Floyd R. Turbo
(29,334 posts)TommieMommy
(1,293 posts)Floyd R. Turbo
(29,334 posts)Danmel
(5,288 posts)wolfie001
(3,907 posts)JohnnyRingo
(19,471 posts)No one seemed to get it
liberalla
(10,126 posts)Clouds Passing
(3,016 posts)Floyd R. Turbo
(29,334 posts)neohippie
(1,173 posts)It will look like NOEL in peoples mirrors as they drive by? there's always a sliver lining
Floyd R. Turbo
(29,334 posts)True Dough
(21,138 posts)So here's the Kings of Leon:
John1956PA
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(29,334 posts)AZLD4Candidate
(6,418 posts)SpankMe
(3,325 posts)Floyd R. Turbo
(29,334 posts)Wonder Why
(4,804 posts)surfered
(4,000 posts)Onthefly
(561 posts)RIP, Leon. I enjoyed going to Leon Redbone performances. Good songs with hilarity as an aside.
Grammy23
(5,915 posts)Got me laughing this chilly morning on the Gulf Coast!
Thanks! We all need something to lift our mood these days. Laughter doeth good .like a medicine.
Wounded Bear
(60,935 posts)Floyd R. Turbo
(29,334 posts)BOSSHOG
(40,449 posts)BOSSHOG
(40,449 posts)Ptah
(33,554 posts)diane in sf
(4,108 posts)Floyd R. Turbo
(29,334 posts)Dem2theMax
(10,476 posts)Floyd R. Turbo
(29,334 posts)Dem2theMax
(10,476 posts)mountain grammy
(27,426 posts)best laugh today.
Floyd R. Turbo
(29,334 posts)Aussie105
(6,538 posts)Seriously, pay minimum wage and you get minimum intelligence when you order stuff!
They sent you the ONLE by mistake, send it back!
Might be the ELNO one though, that got shook up in the delivery box.
Saving money on packaging will do that, you know.
Floyd R. Turbo
(29,334 posts)LudwigPastorius
(11,215 posts)I ordered "Merry Krampusnacht", and they sent me "Amherst cranky rump".
Floyd R. Turbo
(29,334 posts)KY_EnviroGuy
(14,626 posts)Suffer the thought if they send you an ELON set........
On the other hand, save it for April and use it to commemorate Mr. Russell's birthday.
KY