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I'm so pissed! I ordered a NOEL sign for my porch and this is what the dumb bastards sent me: (Original Post) Floyd R. Turbo Dec 2024 OP
On the bright side BoRaGard Dec 2024 #1
"ELON"... GiqueCee Dec 2024 #3
There's one acceptable Elon. mwooldri Dec 2024 #5
If that's Silas Marner, I still dread that book wolfie001 Dec 2024 #23
Just be glad they didn't make you read Ethan Frome. LudwigPastorius Dec 2024 #37
Oh, the humanity!!! wolfie001 Dec 2024 #41
😬 Floyd R. Turbo Dec 2024 #32
Leon loves you. underpants Dec 2024 #2
😁 Floyd R. Turbo Dec 2024 #33
At least there's but ONE L. n/t Harker Dec 2024 #4
🤗 Floyd R. Turbo Dec 2024 #34
Jay LENO is responsible for that. Wonder Why Dec 2024 #6
🤬 Floyd R. Turbo Dec 2024 #35
This Christmas, I hope you're not a LONE chouchou Dec 2024 #7
☺️ Floyd R. Turbo Dec 2024 #36
and I hope you are not either. riversedge Dec 2024 #52
LEON...LEON RecoveringJournalist Dec 2024 #8
😁 Floyd R. Turbo Dec 2024 #40
Are you happy? . ELNO ! Bernardo de La Paz Dec 2024 #9
😁 Floyd R. Turbo Dec 2024 #43
Funny 😁👍 TommieMommy Dec 2024 #10
😃 Floyd R. Turbo Dec 2024 #44
Reminded me of this Danmel Dec 2024 #11
George Costanza Era wolfie001 Dec 2024 #24
😁 Floyd R. Turbo Dec 2024 #45
I was wearing my Noel button starting yesterday JohnnyRingo Dec 2024 #12
Seriously? liberalla Dec 2024 #13
... Clouds Passing Dec 2024 #14
🤗 Floyd R. Turbo Dec 2024 #46
sliver lining neohippie Dec 2024 #15
🤗 Floyd R. Turbo Dec 2024 #47
Noel is about the coming of the King True Dough Dec 2024 #16
Great song! Thanks for posting. n/t John1956PA Dec 2024 #18
🤗 Floyd R. Turbo Dec 2024 #48
🤗 Floyd R. Turbo Dec 2024 #49
Tell me about it. I ordered a lot of holiday M&M's and only got W's. AZLD4Candidate Dec 2024 #17
Chuckled out loud at this one! n/t SpankMe Dec 2024 #19
🤬 Floyd R. Turbo Dec 2024 #50
That's better than what what's name posted as OP. If he's arrested, he should be turbo-charged by the judge. Wonder Why Dec 2024 #58
Clever. We had one of those when I was a kid, it was green. Look at it from the other side and be reassured. surfered Dec 2024 #20
🤗 Floyd R. Turbo Dec 2024 #51
Leon Redbone did appear in "Elf" as Leon the Snowman. Onthefly Dec 2024 #21
😢 Floyd R. Turbo Dec 2024 #53
You guys! Grammy23 Dec 2024 #22
😃 Floyd R. Turbo Dec 2024 #54
Some assembly required...check the instructions... Wounded Bear Dec 2024 #25
🤔 Floyd R. Turbo Dec 2024 #55
Was it the first LEON? BOSSHOG Dec 2024 #26
🤔 Floyd R. Turbo Dec 2024 #56
As opposed to the first Noel BOSSHOG Dec 2024 #57
I ordered SATAN and got SANTA. Ptah Dec 2024 #27
🤬 Floyd R. Turbo Dec 2024 #60
Did they forget to include the 'SKUM' part of your order? diane in sf Dec 2024 #28
🤔 Floyd R. Turbo Dec 2024 #61
Floyd R. Turbo, I love your posts. Dem2theMax Dec 2024 #29
☺️ Floyd R. Turbo Dec 2024 #62
. . . Dem2theMax Dec 2024 #69
I love this.. mountain grammy Dec 2024 #30
☺️ Floyd R. Turbo Dec 2024 #63
Blame the people who sent you this. Aussie105 Dec 2024 #31
🤬 Floyd R. Turbo Dec 2024 #64
I REALLY got ripped off. LudwigPastorius Dec 2024 #38
🤬 Floyd R. Turbo Dec 2024 #65
Could have been much worse, Floyd. KY_EnviroGuy Dec 2024 #39
🤗 Floyd R. Turbo Dec 2024 #66
At least you Didn't end up with a NEON sign. 😉 electric_blue68 Dec 2024 #42
😬 Floyd R. Turbo Dec 2024 #67
New sign: "NO L" sakabatou Dec 2024 #59
😁 Floyd R. Turbo Dec 2024 #68

BoRaGard

(4,706 posts)
1. On the bright side
Wed Dec 11, 2024, 09:13 AM
Dec 2024

they didn't send you E-L-O-N

Your neighbors would have thought you were worshiping Mammon, like Musk and the rest of the republicons do.

mwooldri

(10,601 posts)
5. There's one acceptable Elon.
Wed Dec 11, 2024, 09:57 AM
Dec 2024

Elon University. In the small town of Elon, NC.

The men's locker room does have its own musky smell though. Allegedly. No South African connections though.

wolfie001

(4,362 posts)
23. If that's Silas Marner, I still dread that book
Wed Dec 11, 2024, 11:43 AM
Dec 2024

I never read the whole thing because I almost died of boredom. Still gotta "B" though.

LudwigPastorius

(12,030 posts)
37. Just be glad they didn't make you read Ethan Frome.
Thu Dec 12, 2024, 12:41 AM
Dec 2024

At a third of the way through it, I already wanted to saw my own head off.

8. LEON...LEON
Wed Dec 11, 2024, 10:09 AM
Dec 2024

🎵 Leeeon...Leon...Leon...Leon... born is the king of Hollis, Queens. (With all respect to Run DMC).

neohippie

(1,221 posts)
15. sliver lining
Wed Dec 11, 2024, 10:50 AM
Dec 2024

It will look like NOEL in peoples mirrors as they drive by? there's always a sliver lining

True Dough

(22,498 posts)
16. Noel is about the coming of the King
Wed Dec 11, 2024, 10:58 AM
Dec 2024

So here's the Kings of Leon:

&pp=ygUNS2luZ3Mgb2YgbGVvbg%3D%3D

Wonder Why

(5,322 posts)
58. That's better than what what's name posted as OP. If he's arrested, he should be turbo-charged by the judge.
Thu Dec 19, 2024, 11:55 AM
Dec 2024

surfered

(5,838 posts)
20. Clever. We had one of those when I was a kid, it was green. Look at it from the other side and be reassured.
Wed Dec 11, 2024, 11:32 AM
Dec 2024

Onthefly

(725 posts)
21. Leon Redbone did appear in "Elf" as Leon the Snowman.
Wed Dec 11, 2024, 11:34 AM
Dec 2024

RIP, Leon. I enjoyed going to Leon Redbone performances. Good songs with hilarity as an aside.

Grammy23

(5,967 posts)
22. You guys!
Wed Dec 11, 2024, 11:34 AM
Dec 2024

Got me laughing this chilly morning on the Gulf Coast!

Thanks! We all need something to lift our mood these days. Laughter doeth good ….like a medicine.

Aussie105

(6,924 posts)
31. Blame the people who sent you this.
Wed Dec 11, 2024, 08:45 PM
Dec 2024

Seriously, pay minimum wage and you get minimum intelligence when you order stuff!
They sent you the ONLE by mistake, send it back!
Might be the ELNO one though, that got shook up in the delivery box.
Saving money on packaging will do that, you know.



KY_EnviroGuy

(14,678 posts)
39. Could have been much worse, Floyd.
Thu Dec 12, 2024, 12:56 AM
Dec 2024

Suffer the thought if they send you an ELON set........

On the other hand, save it for April and use it to commemorate Mr. Russell's birthday.

KY

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