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Floyd R. Turbo

(29,334 posts) Sun Dec 8, 2024, 09:10 PM Dec 8

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Five months ago I ordered a book on how to make millions running scams. It

still hasn’t arrived!

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Five months ago I ordered a book on how to make millions running scams. It (Original Post) Floyd R. Turbo Dec 8 OP

Great Dad humor. Thanks. Klarkashton Dec 8 #1

😁 Floyd R. Turbo Dec 8 #3

Maybe the delivery guy True Dough Dec 8 #2

😬 Floyd R. Turbo Dec 8 #4

Haven't you learned? Never, ever, EVER order anything from a Drumph website! jls4561 Dec 8 #5

😬 Floyd R. Turbo Dec 8 #6

ba-dum-dum choie Dec 8 #7

😁 Floyd R. Turbo Dec 19 #19

I started reading The Memory Book years ago NotASurfer Dec 8 #8

🤔 Floyd R. Turbo Dec 19 #20

Maybe next time. OAITW r.2.0 Dec 8 #9

🤗 Floyd R. Turbo Dec 19 #21

For a minute there... sheshe2 Dec 8 #10

😬 Floyd R. Turbo Dec 19 #22

Strange. I made a lot of money selling that book. Was I supposed to ship them too? Wonder Why Dec 8 #11

🤬 Floyd R. Turbo Dec 19 #23

Now ya know how to make millions running a scam BOSSHOG Dec 8 #12

😁 Floyd R. Turbo Dec 19 #24

*SNORT* Skittles Dec 8 #13

😁 Floyd R. Turbo Dec 19 #25

30, 40 years ago, there was an ad in a national newspaper ... Jeebo Dec 8 #14

😬 Floyd R. Turbo Dec 19 #26

You'll have to figure it out on your own! dchill Dec 8 #15

🤬 Floyd R. Turbo Dec 19 #27

For only $20.00 I'll make sure you get expedited delivery. Enter stage left Dec 8 #16

😃 Floyd R. Turbo Dec 19 #28

Is that the one published by moniss Dec 8 #17

😁 Floyd R. Turbo Dec 19 #29

Perfect Old Crank Dec 9 #18

🤗 Floyd R. Turbo Dec 19 #30

Beauty! ProfessorGAC Dec 19 #31

😢 Floyd R. Turbo Dec 19 #32

Klarkashton

(2,361 posts)

1. Great Dad humor. Thanks.

Reply to Floyd R. Turbo (Original post)

Sun Dec 8, 2024, 09:12 PM

Dec 8

Floyd R. Turbo

(29,334 posts)

3. 😁

Reply to Klarkashton (Reply #1)

Sun Dec 8, 2024, 09:12 PM

Dec 8

True Dough

(21,138 posts)

2. Maybe the delivery guy

Reply to Floyd R. Turbo (Original post)

Sun Dec 8, 2024, 09:12 PM

Dec 8

went phishing?

Floyd R. Turbo

(29,334 posts)

4. 😬

Reply to True Dough (Reply #2)

Sun Dec 8, 2024, 09:13 PM

Dec 8

jls4561

(1,619 posts)

5. Haven't you learned? Never, ever, EVER order anything from a Drumph website!

Reply to Floyd R. Turbo (Original post)

Sun Dec 8, 2024, 09:14 PM

Dec 8

Floyd R. Turbo

(29,334 posts)

6. 😬

Reply to jls4561 (Reply #5)

Sun Dec 8, 2024, 09:15 PM

Dec 8

choie

(4,737 posts)

7. ba-dum-dum

Reply to Floyd R. Turbo (Original post)

Sun Dec 8, 2024, 09:19 PM

Dec 8

n/t

Floyd R. Turbo

(29,334 posts)

19. 😁

Reply to choie (Reply #7)

Thu Dec 19, 2024, 07:55 AM

Dec 19

NotASurfer

(2,331 posts)

8. I started reading The Memory Book years ago

Reply to Floyd R. Turbo (Original post)

Sun Dec 8, 2024, 09:20 PM

Dec 8

Put it down. Never remembered where I put it down. That really ought to be Chapter #1 in the book

Floyd R. Turbo

(29,334 posts)

20. 🤔

Reply to NotASurfer (Reply #8)

Thu Dec 19, 2024, 07:56 AM

Dec 19

OAITW r.2.0

(28,861 posts)

9. Maybe next time.

Reply to Floyd R. Turbo (Original post)

Sun Dec 8, 2024, 09:21 PM

Dec 8

Floyd R. Turbo

(29,334 posts)

21. 🤗

Reply to OAITW r.2.0 (Reply #9)

Thu Dec 19, 2024, 07:56 AM

Dec 19

sheshe2

(88,464 posts)

10. For a minute there...

Reply to Floyd R. Turbo (Original post)

Sun Dec 8, 2024, 09:36 PM

Dec 8

I thought you may have purchased The (F) Art of the Deal.

Floyd R. Turbo

(29,334 posts)

22. 😬

Reply to sheshe2 (Reply #10)

Thu Dec 19, 2024, 07:56 AM

Dec 19

Wonder Why

(4,804 posts)

11. Strange. I made a lot of money selling that book. Was I supposed to ship them too?

Reply to Floyd R. Turbo (Original post)

Sun Dec 8, 2024, 10:05 PM

Dec 8

Floyd R. Turbo

(29,334 posts)

23. 🤬

Reply to Wonder Why (Reply #11)

Thu Dec 19, 2024, 07:57 AM

Dec 19

BOSSHOG

(40,449 posts)

12. Now ya know how to make millions running a scam

Reply to Floyd R. Turbo (Original post)

Sun Dec 8, 2024, 10:13 PM

Dec 8

Floyd R. Turbo

(29,334 posts)

24. 😁

Reply to BOSSHOG (Reply #12)

Thu Dec 19, 2024, 07:57 AM

Dec 19

Skittles

(160,614 posts)

13. *SNORT*

Reply to Floyd R. Turbo (Original post)

Sun Dec 8, 2024, 10:26 PM

Dec 8

Floyd R. Turbo

(29,334 posts)

25. 😁

Reply to Skittles (Reply #13)

Thu Dec 19, 2024, 07:57 AM

Dec 19

Jeebo

(2,332 posts)

14. 30, 40 years ago, there was an ad in a national newspaper ...

Reply to Floyd R. Turbo (Original post)

Sun Dec 8, 2024, 10:31 PM

Dec 8

... that read, "LAST CHANCE to send in your dollar!" Those few words, and the address to send your dollar to, were the entire ad. The guy who ran the ad got a lot of dollars mailed to him. He, of course, didn't give anything in return to his many one-dollar donors. As I recall, there was a court case that he won, because he didn't promise anything in the ad, and so the law couldn't touch him.

— Ron

Floyd R. Turbo

(29,334 posts)

26. 😬

Reply to Jeebo (Reply #14)

Thu Dec 19, 2024, 07:58 AM

Dec 19

dchill

(40,869 posts)

15. You'll have to figure it out on your own!

Reply to Floyd R. Turbo (Original post)

Sun Dec 8, 2024, 11:29 PM

Dec 8

Floyd R. Turbo

(29,334 posts)

27. 🤬

Reply to dchill (Reply #15)

Thu Dec 19, 2024, 07:58 AM

Dec 19

Enter stage left

(3,873 posts)

16. For only $20.00 I'll make sure you get expedited delivery.

Reply to Floyd R. Turbo (Original post)

Sun Dec 8, 2024, 11:38 PM

Dec 8

Trust me!

Floyd R. Turbo

(29,334 posts)

28. 😃

Reply to Enter stage left (Reply #16)

Thu Dec 19, 2024, 07:58 AM

Dec 19

moniss

(6,212 posts)

17. Is that the one published by

Reply to Floyd R. Turbo (Original post)

Sun Dec 8, 2024, 11:45 PM

Dec 8

the Nigerian Prince? I was saving up money to send away for that.

Floyd R. Turbo

(29,334 posts)

29. 😁

Reply to moniss (Reply #17)

Thu Dec 19, 2024, 07:59 AM

Dec 19

Old Crank

(5,056 posts)

18. Perfect

Reply to Floyd R. Turbo (Original post)

Mon Dec 9, 2024, 12:05 AM

Dec 9

And now with self publishing.....

Floyd R. Turbo

(29,334 posts)

30. 🤗

Reply to Old Crank (Reply #18)

Thu Dec 19, 2024, 07:59 AM

Dec 19

ProfessorGAC

(70,898 posts)

31. Beauty!

Reply to Floyd R. Turbo (Original post)

Thu Dec 19, 2024, 05:49 PM

Dec 19

But, I've got bad news for ya....

Floyd R. Turbo

(29,334 posts)

32. 😢

Reply to ProfessorGAC (Reply #31)

Thu Dec 19, 2024, 08:39 PM

Dec 19

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