Help Wanted. Santa needs help at the North Pole, All positions in need. In need of knitter for cat and dog sweaters.

[debm55]

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Me sewing doll dresses

[displacedvermoter]

1. Caring for the reindeers

[debm55]

5. Thank you displacedvermoter. Great job.

[CrispyQ]

2. I want to paint the toys. Wooden ones, preferably. -nt

[debm55]

7. Excellent. You will be in need. How soon can you get their?

[Glorfindel]

3. Wrapping presents. I have always enjoyed doing that

and I'm pretty good at it.

[debm55]

8. That's a hard job. I buy the Christmas bags. HAHAHAHH. You are very much needed.. Thank you Glorindel.

[C_U_L8R]

4. I just want to be a dentist.

[FSogol]

9. I just want to find that peppermint mine.

[debm55]

11. Well we need dentists up here too. Book your flight. Tnank you C_U_LBR

[Omnipresent]

6. I'm great at making a complete mess.

I would probably be the first person Santa uses swears at.

[debm55]

13. Don't feel that way. Think of something you can do. like feeding the animals.

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[Sanity Claws]

10. Sew eyes and mouths in all the stuffed animals

After giving the power of seeing and talking to them, I will hug them to get them used to children hugging them.

[debm55]

14. Great and guess what? The positions are both open. We need you now.

[EYESORE 9001]

12. I'm sure Santa has a CNC lathe or two in the workshop

I’ll run those beasts 24/7 for the big guy 😀

[debm55]

15. Thank you EYESORE 9001, Not too many can operate the CNC lathe. You are very much in demand.

[debm55]

16. Anyone else do double duty? Musicians? cooks? etc?

[sinkingfeeling]

17. I will only accept a position if I'm guaranteed permanent residency

and full citizen benefits at the North Pole. I can sew and paint.

[debm55]

18. HAHHAHAHHAH, Yes that can be arrange. Get your stuff in order and get up here. Sewing and painting are in demand.

[Solly Mack]

19. Mrs. Claus.

[debm55]

20. Sure you can be Mrs. Claus. thank you Solly mack. should be fun.

[Niagara]

21. I want to to be the hot beverage barista in the North Pole

I only need a few people to get this beast out of the Lounge attic for me, into the freight elevator and on the workshop floor.
I've already dusted it off so that dust and other undesirables don't get on the elfin' clothing.

[debm55]

22. The job is yours , Niagara. What do you plan on serving?

[Niagara]

23. Thank you, Debbie!

Caffeinated and decaffeinated coffee, a variety of tea's, hot chocolate, non-alcoholic mulled apple cider, and bottled water.

[debm55]

24. Good choices, Niagara. Even Boss Elf will like.

[Niagara]

25. Beautiful!

[Permanut]

26. Assembling bicycles.

I've done many of them for toy drives; love to see them up and running for the kids.

[debm55]

29. Thank you very much, Permanut. Wonderful job,

[Different Drummer]

27. Charlies In The Box maker right here!

[debm55]

31. Thank you Different Drummer. The little boys and girls that on their list will be very grateful.

[FuzzyRabbit]

28. Taste tester for Christmas candies and pastries.

[debm55]

32. Thank you FuzzyRabbit. HEHEHEHHEHEH very good and sweet job. Now get up here and get to work.

[Srkdqltr]

30. I can make quilts for little kids to wrap up in.

[oldsoldierfadingfast]

33. I'll design and sew

doggie coats for our canine kids; but, someone else will have to knit sweaters for them.

[debm55]

35. Thank you oldsoldierfadingfast.for the sewing and design. I'll put out a call for a knitter.

[OldBaldy1701E]

34. Believe it or not, I want to tend to the reindeer!

Might as well use these farmer/animal skills. All of my other skills would be useless up there, unless Red One wanted a A/V Producer/Director.

[debm55]

36. Thank you OldBaldy1701E . Reindeer feeder is great.

[jmowreader]

37. Naah...it's too cutthroat up there

[debm55]

38. HAHHAHAHHHAHAHHAHA. thank you jmowreader. You don't by any chance knit do you?

[jmowreader]

39. No, but I sew...

...and I make some rather unique cookies.

[debm55]

40. Good you're in and welcome. Christmas cookies are always in demand.

[debm55]

41. Any more helpers?