Conservative Alpha Males Whine, Piss, Moan About Their Lives Being Hard, So Sad!

[Zorro]

Trump, Musk, Bongino. Such weenies.

How are the manly men of the manly MAGA movement doing this week? Are they manly-ing very manfully? Are they pursuing manly pursuits? Are they off in the woods with their bros, eating beef jerky and firing their manly guns? Are they beating each other in the most manly sports? Are they spreading their seed to every woman they see simply through the power of their minds? Are they eating raw eggs and tanning their balls daily? Are they slaughtering wooly mammoths with their bare hands and dragging the corpses back to their cave to feed their families? Are they conquering other planets?

Or are they whining about how hard their lives are, and how they have done so much for so many people, and how much they have sacrificed in their lonely pursuit of saving America from the bats zooming around their own belfries? Are they complaining about their emotional wounds, and how no one appreciates all their hard work in saving America from the scourges of government spending and fairly negotiated trade deals?

Would you be shocked to learn it is the second thing, or have you read Wonkette before?

First up is the MAGAest of all MAGAs, our Lord and Savior President Donald Trump. We all know by now that underneath his inexhaustible supply of bluster, Trump is one of the most insecure and brittle narcissists this country has ever had the misfortune to produce.

Trump is currently suing CBS News over an interview the network did with Kamala Harris at the height of the presidential campaign last fall, which we wrote about here and here in case you’ve forgotten. The short version is that CBS clipped a bit of one of Harris’s interviews for use in a promo. Trump contends they did this because the longer answer made her look like a giant airheaded idiot (it didn’t), and such UNPRECEDENTED ELECTION INTERFERENCE so typical of the lamestream liberal Democrat media could not go unpunished.

https://www.wonkette.com/p/conservative-alpha-males-whine-piss

[Lovie777]

1. Yea..........

it’s really hard rough times to hate, lie, and make up shit.

[SheltieLover]

2. They should all be required to spend 6 mos. in a country that was dependent upon USAID without external resources

Sickening pieces of shit.

[Walleye]

3. And their jobs are probably pretty easy so compared to fishing or farming

Also, they’ve never given birth or gotten pregnant.

[Diamond_Dog]

4. I would love to see a man go through pregnancy, childbirth, and stay-at-home parenthood.....

They think the birth rate is low *now* …

[Walleye]

5. I don't think they would survive through menstruation

[Diamond_Dog]

6. OMG so true! 🤣🤣🤣

[Prof. Toru Tanaka]

10. The people around them would be in danger, also.

Someone armed to the teeth and dealing with bad menstrual cramps. Uh-oh.

[kimbutgar]

7. I wish CBS would just air the entire interview to make him STFU

Let the American people see what she said and what they missed out by not electing her. We would not be having this chaos in our country!

[Ritabert]

8. Welcome to the crap women and minorities put up with every day.

[Justice Brandeis]

9. This does not help to win elections

Like it or not, the Conservative Alpha Males get to vote too, and we have to figure out how to win at least a few of them over.

[valleyrogue]

11. They are lost.

There are something like 90 million people who didn't vote at all. Those are the ones to target.

We don't need misogynist assholes in the Democratic Party.

[Stuckinthebush]

12. Those idiots will never vote Dem

Screw those guys. Alpha my ass - More like gamma or delta males. They are the biggest losers I've ever met. Insecure blowhards.

And , no, we don't have to win over any of these bigoted fools. We need to get back to basics. Regressing in order to "win" some of these fools is not a good strategy. You do that then you lose a larger part of your base.

[Skittles]

13. they can all go FUCK THEMSELVES

HUGE fucking SNOWFLAKES

[Dulcinea]

14. If someone has to tell the world he's an "alpha male"

...he's NOT an alpha male.