Pentagon Will Suspend Every Leaker Who Reveals That Hegseth Is Complete Buffoon!
Let’s dispense with something right now. Secretary Shitfaced, the drunk-skinned white mediocrity hire baboon who runs the Department of Defense, does not actually care about the sanctity of classified information or the leaking thereof. Go to hell and get serious.
This is the belching, grunting shitshow who tried to impress all his cool friends on Signal by saying Real Army Guy things like “We’re currently clean on OP-SEC!” because it seemed like an impressive and cool thing to say, while discussing the day’s Middle Eastern bombings on Signal with the reporter that got invited on to the group sext reading along.
This is the Major Drunk who brings his (third, current) wife along to highly sensitive security meetings. As designated driver? Uh, don’t know, but even if so, let’s wait in the car, please, (third, current) Mrs. Hegseth? Thank you for your attention to this matter.
No, the only “leaks” Pete Hegseth cares about are leaks that undermine his tenuous grasp on authority over an enterprise that wouldn’t respect him one iota if he hadn’t failed his way into his current position of power. Leaks that reveal the closely guarded secret that he, Pete Hegseth, is a fucking buffoon.
HOW WOULD THE ENEMY ACQUIRE THIS INFORMATION OTHERWISE?
So there’s been a Saturday Night Massacre purge going on this week at the Pentagon, of “leakers.” What about? Not entirely clear yet!
At this point, we are up to three (3) Pentagon officials who have been escorted out of the building. Colin Carroll, chief of staff to Deputy Defense Secretary Stephen Feinberg, he was kicked out and put on leave yesterday. The day before that, two others, Dan Caldwell, senior adviser to Hegseth, and Darin Selnick, DoD deputy chief of staff.
Couple of the things this leaks investigation includes are things that have been highly, highly embarrassing for the Pentagon, and for the status of Pete Hegseth as a person worthy of respect and honor:
The leaks under investigation include military operational plans for the Panama Canal, a second carrier headed to the Red Sea, Elon Musk’s controversial visit to the Pentagon to discuss China and a pause in the collection of intelligence for Ukraine, according to the official.
Why yes, we DO remember when leakers ran screaming to reporters to let them know that Elon Musk, AKA China’s official state bitch, was on his way to the Pentagon to receive the United States’s secret contingency plans for what the Pentagon would do if China attacked, which Secretary Shitfaced was all too ready to give him. So that could be a leak IN SERVICE OF American national security.
https://www.wonkette.com/p/pentagon-will-suspend-every-leaker
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