Jeff Tiedrich - 'who wants my awesome sperms?' asks world's richest pest
the one sure thing about Donny Convicts Confederacy of Sewer Clowns is that each and every one of them is a fucktacularly broken-inside psycho.
theres SecDef Kegstand, the ahem alleged sexual-assaulting tosspot who definitely texted war plans to a reporter. then we have ICE Barbie, the puppy perforator who believes her job entails playing dress-up and taking Salvadoran slave-labor selfies. then theres Bobby Brainworms, the dead-whale-head aficionado obsessed with proving the link between autism and dental hygiene.
but wait here comes the Space Nazi to outdo them all. his idea of a super-fun time is to cruise his own hellish web site and hit up random women to ask if theyre free to hang out with his sperms.
oh, and then punish the shit out of them when they rightfully tell him to fuck straight off
.https://www.jefftiedrich.com/p/who-wants-my-awesome-sperms-asks

ultralite001
(1,549 posts)He needs to be separated from the children he has already spawned --
+ then separated from his sperm...
permanently...
Paladin
(30,192 posts)Get 'em, Jeff Tiedrich! Take no prisoners!
Aristus
(69,702 posts)n/t