Trump frees U.S. from economic tyranny of penguins

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By Jon Bauer / Herald Opinion Editor

President Trump, in an interview last week with NBC News insisted that “I’m not joking,” when he confirmed he hadn’t ruled out the possibility of running for a third term.

While, the president isn’t joking, we still are; in other allegedly humorous thoughts this week:

Third term’s alarm: Pressed on the matter, Trump said, regardless of the Constitution’s 22nd Amendment provision allowing presidents no more than two terms, “there are methods which you could do it.”

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Come on, Opus; pay up: Among the global and record-high tariffs imposed this week by President Trump were levies against Australian territorial islands near Antarctica that are uninhabited, except for penguins.

https://www.heraldnet.com/opinion/the-buzz-trump-frees-u-s-from-economic-tyranny-of-penguins/

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1. The penguin ambassador has already stated that reciprocal tariffs won't fly. nt