The Borowitz Report: Europe United in Belief That JD Vance is a Prick

[FakeNoose]

Link: https://www.borowitzreport.com/p/europe-united-in-belief-that-jd-vance

MUNICH (The Borowitz Report)—Crediting the vice president with ushering in a new era of European solidarity, attendees at the Munich Security Conference left Friday’s session united in the belief that JD Vance is a prick.

“I came to Munich full of skepticism that we as a group of nations could find common ground on anything,” Danish delegate Hartvig Dorkelson said. “That all changed the moment that asshat Vance opened his mouth.”

Though he was grateful that all the nations of Europe could agree that Vance is a ginormous dick, Dorkelson warned against taking this historic consensus for granted.

“I worry that our unity could be short-lived,” he said. “So we must invite that fucker to speak again next year.”

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[no_hypocrisy]

1. Fact-based satire.

[sop]

2. Borowitz, Tom Tomorrow and other satirists can just kick back and stop working so hard.

[boonecreek]

3. So can the late night talk show writers.

The jokes are just writing themselves these days.

[FakeNoose]

4. LOL! I know a little German ...

... but I don't know their slang-word (or slightly naughty word) for "dick."

I'm thinking there must be somebody on DU who can enlighten us.

[underpants]

5. I know a little German too

He’s named Hans and he’s about this tall