The Borowitz Report: Palestinians Propose Taking Ownership of Mar-a-Lago

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Link: https://www.borowitzreport.com/p/palestinians-propose-taking-ownership

GAZA (The Borowitz Report)—A spokesman for the Palestinian people said on Wednesday that, though they had no intention of leaving the Gaza Strip, they would be “very interested” in taking control of the Mar-a-Lago Club in Palm Beach, Florida.

“Right now, Mar-a-Lago is a mess,” the spokesman said. “The only reason anyone is living there is because they have no other alternative.”

The spokesman said the Palestinians would begin rehabilitating the derelict property by “clearing out all of the stolen documents and returning them to their rightful owners.”

Additionally, the spokesman indicated, Mar-a-Lago would require “extensive fumigation,” adding, “If it’s like any other Trump property, it has a bedbug issue.”

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1. They would need to Dig up the Water Service Line and replace it could be Galvanize Pipe that is Dipped in Zinc

Water could be unhealthy