Today's Tiedrich rant: doddering old fool gets pantsed by Canada and Mexico

[FakeNoose]

Link: https://www.jefftiedrich.com/p/doddering-old-fool-gets-pantsed-by

United States President Donald J. Clownfuck loves to brag that he’s the greatest dealmaker of all time — but he’s a little confused. ‘Smart Businessman’ was a character he played on a game show. in real life, Donny’s an easily-manipulated buffoon with no impulse control and the attention span of a coked-up squirrel.

so it’s pretty fucking easy to get the best of him. yesterday, Canada and Mexico both ate Donny’s lunch — and the doofus didn’t even notice.

we all woke up yesterday into a world where a disastrous — and pointless — trade war with Mexico and Canada seemed inevitable. in fact, the stock markets cratered in anticipation.



and then — miracle of miracles!

President Donald Trump on Monday said he is pausing for one month his new 25% tariffs on goods imported from Mexico after that country’s president agreed to immediately send 10,000 soldiers to the U.S. border to prevent drug trafficking from Mexico.

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This gets way better, but I can't make it fit within the DU requirements. Please read the rest on "Everyone is entitled to my own opinion."

[Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin]

1. Not a pretty sight