Borowitz - Some Very Bad News for Stephen Miller

[Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin]

Fun fact: Stephen Miller likes Mexican food.

You’d think that an unhinged xenophobe like Stevie would want to prevent burritos and tacos from taking jobs away from hamburgers and hot dogs. But apparently that’s not the case.

On June 17, 2018, Miller, a tireless cheerleader for wrenching migrant children from their parents, was dining at Espita Mezcaleria, a Mexican restaurant in Washington. Recognizing him from his sweaty performances at the White House podium, a fellow diner called out, “Hey look guys, whoever thought we’d be in a restaurant with a real-life fascist begging [for] money for new cages?”

Surprisingly, Miller didn’t take this opportunity to defend his beloved policy of family separation. According to a witness, he scurried away.

https://www.borowitzreport.com/p/i-have-some-very-bad-news-for-stephen

[SheltieLover]

1. I think about the cognitive dissonance that must go through magat's heads when eating at Mexican restaurants

[LetMyPeopleVote]

2. Thank you for posting this

[Abolishinist]

3. Interesting.

I've always enjoyed the Borowitz Report, and usually have the ability to determine from an empty read knowing or at least thinking that what I read was from him. I have to say, reading this without knowing in advance it was Borowitz I would not have guessed so.

I don't disagree, but IMO very much on the dark side. He usually includes a bit of humor, none to be had here.