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FakeNoose

(36,103 posts)
Wed Dec 18, 2024, 12:50 PM Dec 18

Today's Tiedrich rant: space aliens are eating Republican brains



Link: https://www.jefftiedrich.com/p/space-aliens-are-eating-republican

it takes a special kind of stupid to see lights in the night sky and conclude that America is being invaded by space aliens from the planet China — but MAGA is just that kind of stupid.

it’s been a couple of weeks now since the sighting of what may or may not have been drones over New Jersey caused the dumbest fucking imbeciles on the planet to freak out. these panicky pantloads have now decided that every object in the sky — airplanes, constellations — is a clear sign that our country is under attack, and their overheated clownshittery shows no sign of abating.

let’s sample some of the fever-swamp theories being passed around the MAGAverse as to who’s behind all this treachery from above. Nancy Mace knows who’s behind the drones: space aliens from beyond the universe.

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“my concern is if it’s not craft from outer space, because I think that has to be on the table. that has to be an option … I hope that it’s us. I hope that it’s not our adversaries, or something from outside the universe.”

Nancy’s got a legit worry here, because if space creatures are indeed behind this, it raises a whole new set of concerns — ones that could impact issues that are very close to Nancy’s heart. specifically: what if the aliens are gender fluid? what if they’re trans? what if they have three — or more — sexes, and insist we respect their pronouns?
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As Tiedrich makes clear in this rant, it's not just Nancy Mace, he shares quotes from Rudy Giuliani, Marjorie Taylor Greene, Doug Mastriani and other elite Repukes. Please read the rest on "Everyone is entitled to my own opinion."

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Today's Tiedrich rant: space aliens are eating Republican brains (Original Post) FakeNoose Dec 18 OP
March 2, 1962 Twilight Zone..... Lovie777 Dec 18 #1
Way too well-written and performed to be Republican. (nt) Paladin Dec 18 #7
If they are eating their brains, it's an awfully light snack. CurtEastPoint Dec 18 #2
They will die of starvation before they find any food DBoon Dec 18 #9
Yeah I think that feeding frenzy, or just rot, is long past. dutch777 Dec 18 #11
I guess that's why so many of them are hawking suppliments? William Seger Dec 18 #19
If aliens really are eating Republican brains, boonecreek Dec 18 #3
DARN, it is hilarious watching them eat their brains vapor2 Dec 18 #4
I'm surprised Trump hasn't already vowed to build a dome over America and have space aliens pay for it. sop Dec 18 #5
The supply of republican brains is ample for now, but as more drone traveling, food-hunting aliens enter the hunt..... usaf-vet Dec 18 #6
Hey folks it is a GOP plot to flood the airwaves with enough bullshit. That their real agenda is lost in the ether..... usaf-vet Dec 18 #8
This thread needs a song DBoon Dec 18 #10
They're likely to go hungry Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin Dec 18 #12
There are a few people on DU who also seem to be in a panic over the drones. Martin68 Dec 18 #13
"From outside the Universe"? Beowulf42 Dec 18 #14
Yep - she actually said it FakeNoose Dec 18 #15
From her perspective, I'd say she's right -- her universe ending not far from her nose William Seger Dec 18 #18
Ok. And . . colorado_ufo Dec 18 #16
Not to mention, the Space Alien Crime Wave William Seger Dec 18 #17

boonecreek

(311 posts)
3. If aliens really are eating Republican brains,
Wed Dec 18, 2024, 01:10 PM
Dec 18

they're going to starve to death. Case in point:
Nancy Mace. Aliens from outside the universe?
Jeez what an airhead.

sop

(11,777 posts)
5. I'm surprised Trump hasn't already vowed to build a dome over America and have space aliens pay for it.
Wed Dec 18, 2024, 01:31 PM
Dec 18

usaf-vet

(7,072 posts)
6. The supply of republican brains is ample for now, but as more drone traveling, food-hunting aliens enter the hunt.....
Wed Dec 18, 2024, 01:32 PM
Dec 18

..... that may soon change.

usaf-vet

(7,072 posts)
8. Hey folks it is a GOP plot to flood the airwaves with enough bullshit. That their real agenda is lost in the ether.....
Wed Dec 18, 2024, 01:42 PM
Dec 18

...... and hard to track.

DBoon

(23,207 posts)
10. This thread needs a song
Wed Dec 18, 2024, 01:53 PM
Dec 18



Oh, it came out of the sky, landed just a little South of Moline.
Jody fell out of his tractor, couldn't b'lieve what he seen.
Laid on the ground and shook fearin' for his life.
Then he ran all the way to town screamin' it came out of the sky.

Well, a crowd gathered round and a scientish said it was marsh gas.
Spiro came and made a speed about raising the Mars tax.
The Vatican said, woe, the Lord has come, Hollywood rushed out an epic film
And Ronnie the Popular said it was a communist plot.

Oh, the newspapers came and made Jody a national hero.
Walter and Eric said they'd put him on a network TV show.
The White House said, put the thing in the Blue Room, the Vatican said,
No, it belongs to Rome
And Jody said, it's mine and you can have it for seventeen million.

colorado_ufo

(5,942 posts)
16. Ok. And . .
Wed Dec 18, 2024, 03:41 PM
Dec 18

Did I miss something? Or did he not offer any constructive information as to what these things actually are doing? Or who launching them?

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