Remember when they said Zelensky desecrated the sanctity of the White House by not wearing a suit?

[Swede]

[RockRaven]

1. Remember when they said he needs a bulletproof ballroom for safety reasons,

and now he's doing events outside on the lawn?

[johnnyfins]

3. Bulletproof ballroom...with a DRONE PORT.

An effing DRONE PORT.

[Klarkashton]

2. This is insanity and nobody seems to be able to do anything

To stop it.

[Intractable]

4. Is it wrong of me to hope it'll rain hard on that day?

[struggle4progress]

5. Maybe that big metal frame will attract lightning bolts

[littlemissmartypants]

9. I was just thinking about sabotage. ...

How hard would it be to go about electrifying the whole shebang so that we could flip the switch and be done w the lot of them in one fell.swoop?

[Totally Tunsie]

10. I like the way you think, LMSP!

[Intractable]

11. I would describe that as one swell foop.

[malaise]

6. Well played

Rec

[tanyev]

7. "Ladies and Gentlemen, President Donald John Diet Coke Trump Macho!"

[azureblue]

8. FAce it

Attacks is all the GOP has left. Anything to hide from their record of failure..
My near standard reply to a GOP attack is, "now what you trying to cover up for this time?"

[purr-rat beauty]

12. Who installed this?

The U.S. deserves to know

[MerryBlooms]

13. Get the Jackass crew in there and electrify the guest seating...

VIP seating, double voltage! I might watch this horror show to see VIP balls shocked into fetal positions. 😂
Happy Birthday America! 🇺🇸🫡