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Trump Says He May Replace “Third Rate Artists” Who Dropped Out of D.C. Concerts With Himself: “The Man Who Gets Larger Audiences Than Elvis”
The president said he may instead "give a major speech," as many musical acts have announced they're exiting the Freedom 250 event.
https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/music/music-news/trump-freedom-250-artist-dropouts-replace-himself-elvis-1236609603/

[Deuxcents]

1. If they're third rate artists, why were they invited to begin with? I thought he hires only the best people

[Marie Marie]

2. May his whole embarrassing white trash vanity birthday "state fair" be successful...

as successful as his Military Parade. Poorly attended, using troops as spectacle (picturing that poor soldier that had to march while holding up a small drone) and pretty much boring everyone in attendance. That debacle - may it be as successful as that.

Isn't there a nationwide protest that day? Let's show him how to turn people out.

[Intractable]

5. "that poor soldier that had to march while holding up a small drone"

In the shot of that soldier I saw, he was laughing while holding the drone to pretend it was flying.

He saw the absurdity of it all.

[buzzycrumbhunger]

3. Not to fear!

There’s an even better replacement!



And I hear they’re close to nailing down Milli Vanilli, too!



Seriously, what more do you need for your white trash hoe down?

[dem4decades]

4. The New Milli Vanilli, Fat and Rob?