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usonian

(26,649 posts)
Fri May 22, 2026, 11:28 PM Friday

This Memorial Day, how would you memorialize the Draft Dodger? Specifically, that "Last Ride" to Hades

Here are some suggestions, and please send in your own ideas.

1. As a bat returning to hell with his handler Putin?



2. In his favorite mode of transport?



3. No ride. Just bury him in the White House and start over?



4.Burial at Sea in a golf cart?



5. On a golf course, with a terrestrial golf cart?



6. In a bus?



7. Ground up and made into cereal (not for human consumption)



8. Riding out of town on a laser table, James Bond style?



9. Sent to Bernie's?



10. In a tanker truck loaded with gasoline-soaked cocaine?
In honor of his "Licence to Kill"



11. In DRAGULA? (He loves gold)



OK, that's it for now.

YOUR CHOICES?
YOUR IMAGES??

The Eternal Flame awaits!

(Satan disguised as Al Pacino)


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This Memorial Day, how would you memorialize the Draft Dodger? Specifically, that "Last Ride" to Hades (Original Post) usonian Friday OP
Omg! 😄 I'd say: You're having Too Much Fun...BUT.... electric_blue68 Saturday #1
Many Thanks! usonian Saturday #3
I'd say that's appropriate! electric_blue68 Saturday #4
And YW .Thanks for your 😄 creativity! electric_blue68 Saturday #5
A few from this Bluesky thread IcyPeas Saturday #2
Nice ones. usonian Saturday #6
Heh! I've seen the Melania one! electric_blue68 Saturday #7
Kick for Memorial Day usonian 15 hrs ago #8

electric_blue68

(27,369 posts)
1. Omg! 😄 I'd say: You're having Too Much Fun...BUT....
Sat May 23, 2026, 01:27 AM
Saturday

I believe one can never have "too much fun!".

I'll take #2, #4, or #1. 👍

usonian

(26,649 posts)
3. Many Thanks!
Sat May 23, 2026, 01:55 AM
Saturday

1,2,3,7,8,9,11 were hand-crafted by me.
The others were yanked off the internet.

Only #11 was created tonight for the occasion.

It was tedious but fun to mash them all together.
And if no AI was used, I have this to say to the AI-haters (of which I am one)

When you see some hand-crafted work, GIVE IT A REC AND A KICK.

❤️ YOUR COMMENTS ARE MOST APPRECIATED. ❤️

P.S. It's OK to find one of your own!

Like a train! (I saved up a ton of these)



Found on the internet. No kidding.


usonian

(26,649 posts)
6. Nice ones.
Sat May 23, 2026, 02:10 AM
Saturday

And the coroner found no stiletto marks on the corpse, I presume?

I've got a military salute as well.

Private Trump at Marine Boot Camp.


Too late now, but a Golden Girls Song would be an excellent tribute.
Raise a glass of Rheingold Beer to the departed.

https://youtu.be /cvGHdO4nPFI

Remove the space. I added it so a big old video preview doesn't show up.

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