Pay attention. Not funny at all.

[red dog 1]

Link to tweet

[usonian]

1. Even I didn't use the F word on Easter Sunday.

[Kid Berwyn]

16. I tried.

Thanks to the traitor, I failed.

[GiqueCee]

2. To every Republican that Satan ever defecated...

... you're all going down with him. Get your affairs in order, because few of you will live long enough to see your release from prison for your obscene treachery.

[Intractable]

3. You make me wish I believed in Satan!

[GiqueCee]

9. I wish I did, too...

... but it might make the faux Xtians think, " Oh dear! What if..."

[Intractable]

13. It's a profound, ironic truth that the Satanists do not believe in the devil.

Love to the Satanists!

From Google ...

Satanists are generally practitioners of modern, non-theistic religions that use Satan as a symbol of individualism, rebellion against arbitrary authority, and rational inquiry, rather than a literal deity
. Major organizations like The Satanic Temple (often politically active, promoting secularism) and the Church of Satan (emphasizing individualism) promote self-empowerment, compassion, and bodily autonomy.

Most modern Satanists are atheistic (rationalist), viewing Satan as a metaphor for enlightenment and defiance. A smaller, distinct group consists of theistic Satanists (or devil worshippers) who believe in and worship a literal Satan.

[Ray Bruns]

4. Trump didn't write that. All the words are spelled correctly.

[Wednesdays]

5. If that's true, that's even scarier

It means that someone without cognitive decline is making the declarations.

[Lonestarblue]

17. Sounds more like unhinged Steven Cheung language, but Trump is unhinged to have approved it if so.

[MiHale]

6. Doesn't matter who wrote it...it's on his feed...

And he probably ok’ed it. Taking the blame off him actually tapping out the letters is like him ‘autopenning’ Biden.

He responsible for it.

[Metro135]

14. True

And that ignoramus would never use an apostrophe at the end of "fuckin'" to replace the missing "g." He wouldn't even know what it was for.

[FakeNoose]

7. Chump didn't write this tweet. That is all.

He spelled "strait" correctly and he used correct punctuation on Fuckin'.

These are dead give-aways that one of his ghostwriters wrote this. Did Chump even know this went out under his name? Probably not, because he was out golfing while this was posted on his crappy Facebook-lite.

[Attilatheblond]

10. Figured the h on the end of Allah was the give-away.

Can't imagine he would know about the h.

[FoxNewsSucks]

11. He doesn't care, it's exactly what he'd say anyway.

[NBachers]

15. My money's on Steven Chung.

[pansypoo53219]

8. well, he is emotionally 7 yrs old.

[FoxNewsSucks]

12. And all the media just gave him airtime to spew his shit.