Will djt unleash his pitbull Kegsbreath,..

[magicarpet]

... this coming Tuesday to take back the Strait of Hormuz from Iran and bomb them back into the Stoneage ?

https://youtube.com/shorts/IzWDKTUC4Q8?si=bKXyPbVPBMd_idZr

[magicarpet]

1. Happy Easter Bunny from Netanyahu's lapdog.

Tuesday will be Power Plant Day, and Bridge Day, all wrapped up in one, in Iran. There will be nothing like it!!! Open the Fuckin’ Strait, you crazy bastards, or you’ll be living in Hell - JUST WATCH! Praise be to Allah. President DONALD J. TRUMP

[Mysterian]

2. Kegbreath has none of the qualities of a canine

He is a filthy rat.

[Intractable]

3. cry havoc and let slip the dogs of war

A famous line from William Shakespeare's play Julius Caesar (Act 3, Scene 1), spoken by Mark Antony. It signifies an order to unleash chaos, destruction, and uncontrollable violence, often referring to the start of war or intense fighting, where "havoc" was a military signal to plunder.

[Blue Owl]

4. That rabid pit bull is all bark

Fuck that drunken homicidal maniac

[magicarpet]

5. .... warmongering is a golden opportunity for trDUMP + Kegsbreath,..

.... to pilfer and plunder from the US Treasury and stock markets.

Disaster economies are the perfect environment for chaos & mayhem - allowing the criminally inclined individuals to seek and rake in astounding self enrichments.

War is like winning the Mega-Millions ten times over - if you keep your finger on the pulse of profiteering and your stockbroker on the line.

[usonian]

6. Returning space traveler asks: Why was it closed? People say it was because of DJT's "Weapons of Mass Distraction".

That fucker is redefining evil. He'll destroy the world to cover up his crimes.

A song for Trump and Epstein from Doctor Strangelove.
You'll meet again IN HELL.

Stipendium peccati mors est (From Dr. Faustus )



Unfortunately OTHER PERSONS' deaths. (Hiroshima)

[rsdsharp]

7. Left to his own devices, Whiskey Pete couldn't find his ass with two hands, a map and a flashlight.

[GenThePerservering]

8. Pit bulls are brave and loyal

Hegseth is a dickless wannabe - they need to parachute him into the 'excursion zone' so he can prove himself.