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Johonny

(26,176 posts)
Wed Apr 1, 2026, 08:43 AM 1 hr ago

RFK to introduce new diet and vaccine plan

The Toilet Bowl Seat Tape Worm will feature medicinal toilet bowls seats that will feature coke mirrors and live tape worm larva injected with various viruses.

In clinical studies one dose of rancid viral tape worm larva and patients immediately begin to lose weight. Studies have also shown that those patients that survive to the end of the trial have shown increased protection against the following viruses; diphtheria, Yellow Fever, chicken pox, small pox, and polio. Doctors urge caution because these result are just imaginary, but RFK hopes to have trial toilet seats installed in Trump International Airport, Trump Tower, and the new White House ballroom.

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RFK to introduce new diet and vaccine plan (Original Post) Johonny 1 hr ago OP
Glad to read your parody. I see RFK JR (PLEASE add the JR) and my BP goes off the scale. hlthe2b 1 hr ago #1
;-{)..... Goonch 1 hr ago #2
Furthermore, patients who DID NOT survive also showed resistance to viral infections. Midnight Writer 33 min ago #3
Doctor Oz points out, theyre completely immune! Johonny 25 min ago #4

hlthe2b

(113,950 posts)
1. Glad to read your parody. I see RFK JR (PLEASE add the JR) and my BP goes off the scale.
Wed Apr 1, 2026, 08:54 AM
1 hr ago

Seriously though, his father still remains among the most respected of the 20th century. His son, a fecal stain on the next.

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