Is he dead yet?

[Orrex]

Lethal case of construction interruptus?

Fatally disappointed that he wasn't invited to Lindseyland?

Stroked out while trying to read the fine print?


Just fucking died already for literally any reason at all?

[Goonch]

1. ;-{) Upsy-daisy

[MustLoveBeagles]

13. Don't 👽 look for intelligent life?

[sop]

2. I hate to burst your bubble...or in this instance, balloons

[malaise]

3. No but

Given the anticipated responses to his All Fools’ Day visit to the Supreme Court today and his address to the nation tonight, April 1 should hasten the departure date.

[calimary]

12. Hey, just think of it this way:

Everything, for him, is gonna be going downhill from here on.

[niyad]

4. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

[surfered]

5. Some day, our dream will come true. For the sake of all of us, I wish that day comes as soon as possible.

🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾

[SheltieLover]

7. Rfn would be perfect!

[SheltieLover]

6. Soon...

🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂

[SheltieLover]

8. Smothered by puppy murderer's hubby's fake boobs?

Broken neck from fatal whiplash because judges ruled against him?

Let's go cholesterol. Get it done already!

[Blue Owl]

10. LOL

Chesty McNoem’s ample bosom brought to mind one of Diarrhea Donny’s prior dalliances….

[MustLoveBeagles]

15. My eyes!

[MustLoveBeagles]

14. 😂

[hlthe2b]

9. "Oh, what a dream I was having!! Please, please, let it be so! (and not April Fool's...)"

[niyad]

11. Squeeeeee

[MustLoveBeagles]

16. May the cute kitty's 😻 🐈

Dream come true