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Orrex

(66,974 posts) Tue Mar 10, 2026, 07:06 AM 15 hrs ago

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Is he dead yet?

Collapsed in panic at suggestion that he might have to testify under oath?

Died and is right now walking around with no legs?

Heartbroken that he wasn't gifted any women on International Women's Day?

Just fucking died for literally any reason at all?

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Is he dead yet? (Original Post) Orrex 15 hrs ago OP

No but skin cancer is a good start Coldwater 14 hrs ago #1

Nyet. Damn i! 58Sunliner 14 hrs ago #2

3 excellent options... sadly God chose none of them LymphocyteLover 14 hrs ago #3

A major market correction is inevitable soon Ponietz 14 hrs ago #4

Today would be good. niyad 14 hrs ago #7

No but Reggie Jackson isn't either underpants 14 hrs ago #5

She wasn't first. I was watching this while suffering from shingles. twodogsbarking 13 hrs ago #10

That's seriously lazy. underpants 13 hrs ago #16

They all look the same to Habba Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin 13 hrs ago #11

Wow 😳 MustLoveBeagles 10 hrs ago #25

Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened. niyad 14 hrs ago #6

I have a dream surfered 13 hrs ago #13

Yes!!! SheltieLover 12 hrs ago #19

Cripes, soon!!! SheltieLover 12 hrs ago #18

Yes, please!!! Otherwise none of us may survive. niyad 9 hrs ago #28

;-{)..... Goonch 14 hrs ago #8

"Died when the demented old fool thought he could take over the world... hlthe2b 13 hrs ago #9

Aw MustLoveBeagles 10 hrs ago #26

Klaatu and Gort come back to Washington? Harker 13 hrs ago #12

I wish MustLoveBeagles 10 hrs ago #27

I'd love to cue the theramin. Harker 9 hrs ago #29

Sadly, no. But he did get a bad diagnosis... surfered 13 hrs ago #14

Did you see JustAnotherGen 13 hrs ago #15

No but malaise 12 hrs ago #17

No, but for gawd's sakes, it has to be soon, doesn't it? SheltieLover 12 hrs ago #20

Before he destroys the world! surfered 11 hrs ago #21

Exactly what I was thinking! SheltieLover 11 hrs ago #22

Shoelace on his Florshiems got stuck in the moving steps of his escalator Blue Owl 11 hrs ago #23

That's an image that will buoy my spirits through the whole day! Orrex 10 hrs ago #24

It is hard to tell if trump is dead or not LetMyPeopleVote 9 hrs ago #30

No cheering out my windows yet...... electric_blue68 8 hrs ago #31

Coldwater

(1,243 posts)

1. No but skin cancer is a good start

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Tue Mar 10, 2026, 07:25 AM

14 hrs ago

58Sunliner

(6,304 posts)

2. Nyet. Damn i!

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Tue Mar 10, 2026, 07:50 AM

14 hrs ago

LymphocyteLover

(9,738 posts)

3. 3 excellent options... sadly God chose none of them

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Tue Mar 10, 2026, 07:54 AM

14 hrs ago

Makes me wonder if there really is a god...

Ponietz

(4,268 posts)

4. A major market correction is inevitable soon

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Tue Mar 10, 2026, 07:55 AM

14 hrs ago

niyad

(131,749 posts)

7. Today would be good.

Reply to Ponietz (Reply #4)

Tue Mar 10, 2026, 08:02 AM

14 hrs ago

underpants

(196,090 posts)

5. No but Reggie Jackson isn't either

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Tue Mar 10, 2026, 08:00 AM

14 hrs ago

Alina Habba condemns Kamala Harris’s remarks at Reggie Jackson’s funeral. (It was Jesse Jackson).

Link to tweet

?s=46

twodogsbarking

(18,414 posts)

10. She wasn't first. I was watching this while suffering from shingles.

Reply to underpants (Reply #5)

Tue Mar 10, 2026, 08:39 AM

13 hrs ago

https://nypost.com/2019/12/30/cbs-news-apologizes-for-mixing-up-elijah-cummings-and-john-lewis-on-air/

underpants

(196,090 posts)

16. That's seriously lazy.

Reply to twodogsbarking (Reply #10)

Tue Mar 10, 2026, 09:10 AM

13 hrs ago

Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin

(134,965 posts)

11. They all look the same to Habba

Reply to underpants (Reply #5)

Tue Mar 10, 2026, 08:40 AM

13 hrs ago

MustLoveBeagles

(15,896 posts)

25. Wow 😳

Reply to underpants (Reply #5)

Tue Mar 10, 2026, 11:54 AM

10 hrs ago

Cause they all look alike am I right?

niyad

(131,749 posts)

6. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Tue Mar 10, 2026, 08:00 AM

14 hrs ago

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

surfered

(13,023 posts)

13. I have a dream

Reply to niyad (Reply #6)

Tue Mar 10, 2026, 08:58 AM

13 hrs ago

SheltieLover

(79,670 posts)

19. Yes!!!

Reply to surfered (Reply #13)

Tue Mar 10, 2026, 10:01 AM

12 hrs ago

SheltieLover

(79,670 posts)

18. Cripes, soon!!!

Reply to niyad (Reply #6)

Tue Mar 10, 2026, 10:01 AM

12 hrs ago

Has to be soon, doesn't it?

niyad

(131,749 posts)

28. Yes, please!!! Otherwise none of us may survive.

Reply to SheltieLover (Reply #18)

Tue Mar 10, 2026, 12:24 PM

9 hrs ago

Goonch

(4,766 posts)

8. ;-{).....

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Tue Mar 10, 2026, 08:16 AM

14 hrs ago

hlthe2b

(113,660 posts)

9. "Died when the demented old fool thought he could take over the world...

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Tue Mar 10, 2026, 08:37 AM

13 hrs ago

but found out the hard way that HE CAN'T TAKE MY PIZZA!"

MustLoveBeagles

(15,896 posts)

26. Aw

Reply to hlthe2b (Reply #9)

Tue Mar 10, 2026, 11:59 AM

10 hrs ago

If that were my dogs they would've snarfed that pizza 🍕 down instantly.

Harker

(17,713 posts)

12. Klaatu and Gort come back to Washington?

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Tue Mar 10, 2026, 08:45 AM

13 hrs ago

MustLoveBeagles

(15,896 posts)

27. I wish

Reply to Harker (Reply #12)

Tue Mar 10, 2026, 12:00 PM

10 hrs ago

Harker

(17,713 posts)

29. I'd love to cue the theramin.

Reply to MustLoveBeagles (Reply #27)

Tue Mar 10, 2026, 12:37 PM

9 hrs ago

surfered

(13,023 posts)

14. Sadly, no. But he did get a bad diagnosis...

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Tue Mar 10, 2026, 09:00 AM

13 hrs ago

JustAnotherGen

(37,997 posts)

15. Did you see

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Tue Mar 10, 2026, 09:02 AM

13 hrs ago

That sore that's getting bigger on his neck?

It's a glimmer of hope.

malaise

(295,300 posts)

17. No but

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Tue Mar 10, 2026, 09:51 AM

12 hrs ago

the ankles are cankles😀
https://www.democraticunderground.com/100221086565

SheltieLover

(79,670 posts)

20. No, but for gawd's sakes, it has to be soon, doesn't it?

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Tue Mar 10, 2026, 10:03 AM

12 hrs ago

surfered

(13,023 posts)

21. Before he destroys the world!

Reply to SheltieLover (Reply #20)

Tue Mar 10, 2026, 10:22 AM

11 hrs ago

SheltieLover

(79,670 posts)

22. Exactly what I was thinking!

Reply to surfered (Reply #21)

Tue Mar 10, 2026, 10:35 AM

11 hrs ago

Blue Owl

(58,892 posts)

23. Shoelace on his Florshiems got stuck in the moving steps of his escalator

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Tue Mar 10, 2026, 10:40 AM

11 hrs ago

Pulled him in and ground him into raw hamburger

Orrex

(66,974 posts)

24. That's an image that will buoy my spirits through the whole day!

Reply to Blue Owl (Reply #23)

Tue Mar 10, 2026, 11:26 AM

10 hrs ago

LetMyPeopleVote

(178,665 posts)

30. It is hard to tell if trump is dead or not

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Tue Mar 10, 2026, 12:40 PM

9 hrs ago

electric_blue68

(26,736 posts)

31. No cheering out my windows yet......

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Tue Mar 10, 2026, 01:23 PM

8 hrs ago

Big SIGHHhhh... 😑

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