Welcome to DU! The truly grassroots left-of-center political community where regular people, not algorithms, drive the discussions and set the standards. Join the community: Create a free account Support DU (and get rid of ads!): Become a Star Member Latest Breaking News Editorials & Other Articles General Discussion The DU Lounge All Forums Issue Forums Culture Forums Alliance Forums Region Forums Support Forums Help & Search

Orrex

(67,118 posts)
Wed Mar 4, 2026, 08:02 AM Mar 4

Is he dead yet?

Mysteriously struck by lightning after claiming to have been anointed by Jesus?

Preemptively killed by Spanish operatives because it's their turn this week?

Crushed by adoring throngs of his ignorant fuckhead KKKultists in their desperate push to touch the hem of his garment?


Just fucking died already for literally any reason at all?

11 replies = new reply since forum marked as read
Highlight: NoneDon't highlight anything 5 newestHighlight 5 most recent replies

niyad

(132,516 posts)
1. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.
Wed Mar 4, 2026, 08:57 AM
Mar 4

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

surfered

(13,510 posts)
4. Answering the prayers of over 200 million Americans and billions worldwide, he was smited by the Lord, in Thy mercy.
Wed Mar 4, 2026, 09:25 AM
Mar 4

hlthe2b

(114,005 posts)
6. Stood too close to the highly "pumped up" faux tough Hegseth spewing and drowned in his BS?
Wed Mar 4, 2026, 09:35 AM
Mar 4

Apparently, Hegseth sought to develop the muscles and blustering attitude of this (otherwise sweet guy) but failed:

malaise

(296,211 posts)
7. No but
Wed Mar 4, 2026, 10:08 AM
Mar 4

I’d pay to see this
Crushed by adoring throngs of his ignorant fuckhead KKKultists in their desperate push to touch the hem of his garment?

:

Wicked Blue

(8,871 posts)
11. Tripped and fell onto his gold-colored Oval Office drapes,
Wed Mar 4, 2026, 12:16 PM
Mar 4

which got wrapped around his rashy red neck and strangled him.

Despite a search, the body was not discovered until it became extremely pungent.

Latest Discussions»General Discussion»Is he dead yet?