Ari Melber's Comedy Hour unleashes some zingers!!!!

[AverageOldGuy]

So I'm making bread -- ciabatta loaves -- made the pre-ferment last night, finally got around to kneading the dough, rising, forming loaves, second rise late this afternoon.

I'm shaping the loaves, wife has Ari Melber on, I'm halfway listening.

Ari had two guests, they were taking about the clown show that is now DHS. Then they started talking about how Kristi Noem is plastering her name all over the place, wondering if she's getting ready to run for President.

And then came two of the best lines I've heard in a long time:

Ari commented that Noem will never run for President - - - "THAT DOG WON'T HUNT!"

Then one of the people he was interviewing commented "Kim Kardashian will be elected President before Kristi Noem!!"

I was laughing so hard I damn near dropped a whole pan of bread loaves going into the oven!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Haggard Celine]

1. I'd vote for Kim Kardashian over Noem.

I think most people would. She fucked herself with that dog story. She's even more distasteful than Trump to a lot of people. They're about equal in my eyes.

[malaise]

2. It was funny but Molly's real barking dog was the

Best in show😀

[BlueKota]

3. She's a criminal who should be deported to El Salvador

for shooting a dog.