Post Trump: You only get five administration officials to go to jail. Who would you pick?

[Chasstev365]

I doubt many will disagree with my picks, but feel free to nominate others.

1. Stephen Miller
2. Pam Bondi
3. Kristy Noem
4. Pete Hegseth
5. Howard Lutnick

[Rhiannon12866]

1. Good list! I agree completely...

[MyOwnPeace]

16. Somehow, some way..............

Mitch McConnell has to be dealt with. It was his fuckery that gave us the Supreme Court that has allowed all of the tRump-led fuckery to even take place.
Maybe if Krispy Gnome shoots McConnell (thinking he was a ‘mad’ turtle)’ we get rid of McTurtle and Krispy still goes to jail…….

[Rhiannon12866]

17. Isn't he ill? He's no longer majority leader and there's good chance that he'll retire soon

So why waste the ammo. Not only that, but I'd sooner get rid of her much sooner...

[MyOwnPeace]

18. Don't care if he IS ill and/or retiring.....

he MUST pay for what he did to our country! Just like the Nuremberg Trials - even though the war was over and they had lost - they still had to pay for their crimes.
Besides, it would be an example for the future, unlike when Nixon was ‘forgiven.’
And on top of all of that - Krispy Gnome would be getting even more serious charges and longer sentences - and, it’s finally one job that we know she could successfully handle (unlike her current one)!

[ColoringFool]

2. I Like Your List. (It's "Stephen.")

[Orrex]

4. Yep. "Ph" like in Adolph

[ColoringFool]

6. To Be Extra-Pedantic: The OG Was "Adolf." 🙂

[Orrex]

3. Can my five picks go to jail for offing all the others?

[WestMichRad]

8. I like how you think!

[FalloutShelter]

5. Decent list but don't forget

Tulsi and Jared.

[PJMcK]

7. Why stop at five? (n/t)

[Buns_of_Fire]

9. Excellent choices. In a pinch, I'd substitute Vought for Lutnick.

Either way, I propose we take all the runners-up, put them in stocks in the town square, and allow the populace to pelt them with feces for a fortnight.

[SunImp]

10. Solid list

I wish Elon was on there though

[rampartd]

11. bessent, patel,, blanche, witkoff, flynn

there is plenty of room in el salvador for many more

[Chasstev365]

12. This is why I love DU! So many great choices. Thanks!

[lamp_shade]

13. Add: Kash Patel

[ProudMNDemocrat]

14. Karma will deal with the rest of them.

Nor will she spare them any pain.

[mvd]

15. Good list but I'd put in RFK Jr.

Hard choice but him over Lutnick for me.

[Johonny]

19. Eric, Don Jr., Jared, Ivanka, and Laura

For life and it would be much, much deserved. Fuck that family. I want to see Trump watch his fading senior years as his family rots in jail because of him.

[ABC123Easy]

20. Subtract Nutlick

Obviously, not one of these people will go to prison after Dump is gone but please add Kash Patel.

Nutlick is doomed either way after '28. He's a joke and the public has seen it.

I wanna see tiny Kashman go to prison.

All 5 are a fantasy but since nothing will be done to punish them after Dump, I can dream.

[Mister Ed]

21. Would the jail be one of the inhuman torture centers where they've kept detainees?

And not a cushy resort like the one where Ghislane Maxwell spends her days?

[2naSalit]

22. Maybe a top ten?

There are so many that need to be dealt with immediately.

[Efilroft Sul]

23. We're all forgetting Russ "Project 2025" Vought and Elon "Pasty E" Musk. They've done a LOT of damage.

* Except for Buns of Fire for remembering Vought, above. Cheers!

[lark]

24. Trump should obvioiusly be already in jail before them.

I would agree with everyone on this list but would like to add at least 2 more -

Bessent
Kennedy

[Totally Tunsie]

25. Only 5? Oh my!

Let's see...

Petty Kash
Blondi Bondi
KLANoem
Hogsbreath
Goebbels Miller

[Sneederbunk]

26. TSF,TSF,TSF,TSF,TSF.

[Ocelot II]

27. I'd swap Nutlick for RFK Jr. He's more dangerous.

[doc03]

28. How many can we send to a mental hospitol?

[bucolic_frolic]

29. There's plenty of room in detention centers

5? Five?

[walkingman]

30. All the above - hard to believe no one has called out "Little Marco" - an absolute disgusting bootlicker.

Also Lee Zeldin - head of EPA

[Kid Berwyn]

34. Rubio.

It's a little game I used to play at the motel pool:

"Marco."

"Rubio!"

[unblock]

31. My 5 picks: every, last, one, of, them!

[rso]

32. List

Great list, but I’d maybe swap Nutlick for Kash Patel.

[Kid Berwyn]

33. Russell Vought and all the traitors of Project 2025

Steve Bannon
Roger Stone
Paul Manafort
Alex Acosta

Bonus Traitor: Pam Bondi

[Roc2020]

35. Those five are a great start

Then go after the those hiding in the background. Nuremberg. I'm starting to like the sound of it

[flvegan]

36. #2-4 are all future rats, so witness protection, not prison.

If justice does prevail, watching these miserable fucks race to be the first ones to turn state/fed evidence will be nothing but delightful. All the knives in all the backs!!

[Scrivener7]

37. If we're talking about my dreamworld, I need a trump perpwalk. Though I doubt I'll get it in real life.

[allegorical oracle]

38. All good, but would trade Licknuts for Patel. nt

[Quanta]

39. Perfect list for a start!

Let's expand that roster as needed!

[misanthrope]

40. You forgot to mention that it is a given Trump is dead

because that looks more and more like the only way we move into "post Trump."

[misanthrope]

41. Can't we just invite the whole lot to a private film screening in a little Paris movie theater?

Shoshana can always make room. I heard they'll all have a hot time.