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Ocelot II

(129,692 posts) Wed Feb 4, 2026, 12:51 PM 4 hrs ago

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Hypothetically, if someone were accused...

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Hypothetically, if someone were accused... (Original Post) Ocelot II 4 hrs ago OP

i don't think that is enough to convict the goat fucker rampartd 4 hrs ago #1

Yah something about just not credible Six117 3 hrs ago #13

Maybe a bunch of pictures with said goatfuckers, with goats with there faces redacted mjvpi 2 hrs ago #18

Recommended. H2O Man 4 hrs ago #2

Bookmarked. Perfect. Thanks. lamp_shade 4 hrs ago #3

People would not put up with that Cirsium 4 hrs ago #4

Not just children. Female children leftstreet 4 hrs ago #6

Yes Cirsium 4 hrs ago #7

There were boys too. 1WorldHope 3 hrs ago #8

Important distinction, and usually a requirement. The more subjugated the better. nt littlemissmartypants 2 hrs ago #16

LOL leftstreet 4 hrs ago #5

"I'm no goat-fucker's son. But I'll fuck goats until the goat-fuckers son comes...." erronis 3 hrs ago #9

How about having sex with bears or camels, or labradors or penguins or or or or ....... Trueblue1968 1 hr ago #20

Sounds like the g.o.a.t of goat fuckers. twodogsbarking 3 hrs ago #10

I see what you did there! Martin68 3 hrs ago #11

OMG! I laughed so hard, I, well you get it. Joinfortmill 3 hrs ago #12

I don't know BaronChocula 2 hrs ago #14

How about a sheep? jmbar2 2 hrs ago #15

I heard the GF was mentioned 39,000 times malaise 2 hrs ago #17

How old were these goats?... lame54 2 hrs ago #19

... orangecrush 38 min ago #23

So good of you to bring this to our attention! I love it!! liberalla 1 hr ago #21

Correction: Goat RAPIST LudwigPastorius 44 min ago #22

The goats too were unwilling paricipants and not even fourteen. twodogsbarking 35 min ago #24

rampartd

(4,149 posts)

1. i don't think that is enough to convict the goat fucker

Reply to Ocelot II (Original post)

Wed Feb 4, 2026, 12:55 PM

4 hrs ago

but i'm not hiring him as a goatherder either.

Six117

(313 posts)

13. Yah something about just not credible

Reply to rampartd (Reply #1)

Wed Feb 4, 2026, 02:14 PM

3 hrs ago

Jfc

mjvpi

(1,897 posts)

18. Maybe a bunch of pictures with said goatfuckers, with goats with there faces redacted

Reply to Six117 (Reply #13)

Wed Feb 4, 2026, 03:09 PM

2 hrs ago

H2O Man

(78,853 posts)

2. Recommended.

Reply to Ocelot II (Original post)

Wed Feb 4, 2026, 12:57 PM

4 hrs ago

lamp_shade

(15,395 posts)

3. Bookmarked. Perfect. Thanks.

Reply to Ocelot II (Original post)

Wed Feb 4, 2026, 01:06 PM

4 hrs ago

Cirsium

(3,604 posts)

4. People would not put up with that

Reply to Ocelot II (Original post)

Wed Feb 4, 2026, 01:08 PM

4 hrs ago

If goats were being treated that way there would be a massive public uproar. All of the participants would be drummed out of public life and face investigations, indictments and criminal charges.

What? It is not about goats? It is children being abused? Never mind.

leftstreet

(39,437 posts)

6. Not just children. Female children

Reply to Cirsium (Reply #4)

Wed Feb 4, 2026, 01:09 PM

4 hrs ago

We all know what the outcry would be if they were boys

Cirsium

(3,604 posts)

7. Yes

Reply to leftstreet (Reply #6)

Wed Feb 4, 2026, 01:16 PM

4 hrs ago

Important point.

1WorldHope

(1,901 posts)

8. There were boys too.

Reply to leftstreet (Reply #6)

Wed Feb 4, 2026, 01:28 PM

3 hrs ago

littlemissmartypants

(32,691 posts)

16. Important distinction, and usually a requirement. The more subjugated the better. nt

Reply to leftstreet (Reply #6)

Wed Feb 4, 2026, 02:43 PM

2 hrs ago

leftstreet

(39,437 posts)

5. LOL

Reply to Ocelot II (Original post)

Wed Feb 4, 2026, 01:08 PM

4 hrs ago

erronis

(23,054 posts)

9. "I'm no goat-fucker's son. But I'll fuck goats until the goat-fuckers son comes...."

Reply to Ocelot II (Original post)

Wed Feb 4, 2026, 01:37 PM

3 hrs ago

To the rhythym of "I'm no fig plucker's son"

https://genius.com/The-jolly-rogers-twisting-in-the-valley-lyrics

https://thecrystalbawl.wordpress.com/2011/05/18/the-fig-pluckers-son/

Trueblue1968

(19,136 posts)

20. How about having sex with bears or camels, or labradors or penguins or or or or .......

Reply to erronis (Reply #9)

Wed Feb 4, 2026, 03:52 PM

1 hr ago

#TrumpRapedGirls #PedophileTrump

twodogsbarking

(17,889 posts)

10. Sounds like the g.o.a.t of goat fuckers.

Reply to Ocelot II (Original post)

Wed Feb 4, 2026, 01:44 PM

3 hrs ago

Martin68

(27,295 posts)

11. I see what you did there!

Reply to Ocelot II (Original post)

Wed Feb 4, 2026, 01:59 PM

3 hrs ago

Joinfortmill

(20,458 posts)

12. OMG! I laughed so hard, I, well you get it.

Reply to Ocelot II (Original post)

Wed Feb 4, 2026, 02:08 PM

3 hrs ago

BaronChocula

(4,159 posts)

14. I don't know

Reply to Ocelot II (Original post)

Wed Feb 4, 2026, 02:25 PM

2 hrs ago

Has this "somebody" ever been found liable for raping any other of God's creatures?

jmbar2

(7,775 posts)

15. How about a sheep?

Reply to Ocelot II (Original post)

Wed Feb 4, 2026, 02:42 PM

2 hrs ago

malaise

(294,032 posts)

17. I heard the GF was mentioned 39,000 times

Reply to Ocelot II (Original post)

Wed Feb 4, 2026, 02:44 PM

2 hrs ago

That is all

lame54

(39,293 posts)

19. How old were these goats?...

Reply to Ocelot II (Original post)

Wed Feb 4, 2026, 03:12 PM

2 hrs ago

Were they just kids?

orangecrush

(29,265 posts)

23. ...

Reply to lame54 (Reply #19)

Wed Feb 4, 2026, 04:40 PM

38 min ago

liberalla

(10,914 posts)

21. So good of you to bring this to our attention! I love it!!

Reply to Ocelot II (Original post)

Wed Feb 4, 2026, 04:16 PM

1 hr ago

LudwigPastorius

(14,360 posts)

22. Correction: Goat RAPIST

Reply to Ocelot II (Original post)

Wed Feb 4, 2026, 04:34 PM

44 min ago

twodogsbarking

(17,889 posts)

24. The goats too were unwilling paricipants and not even fourteen.

Reply to Ocelot II (Original post)

Wed Feb 4, 2026, 04:42 PM

35 min ago

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