Is he dead yet?

[Orrex]

Got lost and starved to death in utterly empty Kennedy Center?

Perished from internal bleeding after a car slowly turned and drove away from him?

Retired in disgrace after impregnating a woman in a small western PA town, then died?


Just fucking died for literally any reason at all?

[SheltieLover]

1. Fatal kick to his head by a donkey?

Investigation into Gov Walz backfired in his face, blowing off his yak fuzz & causing his noggin to take a fatal Humpty Dumpty-type fall? ( https://democraticunderground.com/100220944897 )

Blew a gasket over Federal Judge Kate Menendez's ruling restricting ICE murderous thugs' crowd control measures? ( https://democraticunderground.com/100220944897 )

Deflated upon learning of rebuke by Norwegian Nobel Committee? (https://democraticunderground.com/100220944962 )

[malaise]

3. Nice

Rec. 😀

[SheltieLover]

7. Thx!

[malaise]

4. Nice

Rec. 😀

[SheltieLover]

9. Seems appropriate for a donkey kick to the empty lump above his shoulders to take him down, don't you think?

[malaise]

2. No but

Let him dare try cancelling the elections?

[SheltieLover]

11. I don't see that working out so well.

Likely why his death squads are overwhelming cities...in prep.

[hlthe2b]

5. "Leading the troops..."

"You underestimate us at YOUR peril!"

[niyad]

6. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

[SheltieLover]

8. Soon...

🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂

[surfered]

29. Very soon before he destroys the world 🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾

[SheltieLover]

33. Yes! Sooner rather than later!

[Blumancru]

10. Bartholin's gland on front of his neck becomes infected

RFK jr says that antibiotics cause autism, so he refuses them.
Malodorous runs off with Stephen Mengele.

[malaise]

14. Hehe

😀

[surfered]

16. I'm adding Stephen Mengele to the list

PeeWee German
Baby Goebbels

[SheltieLover]

18. Yes! Good thinking!

[surfered]

12. Choked to death eating his Nobel Peace Fries

[SheltieLover]

19. Perfect!

Come on cholesterol! Work your magic!

Since many magats are illiterate, they will think this is the real deal!

[chouchou]

13. I believe the Aliens from Groctoc kidnapped our so-called leader...last night.

They were headed back home but (Of course) Trump stared bragging and yacking so much
that they jettisoned him somewhere in the vicinity of Saturn...

[COL Mustard]

17. Or Uranus???

I crack myself up!!!

[SheltieLover]

20. Saturn is precisely where slob needs to go

[littlemissmartypants]

15. That last one had me curious...

So I searched the phrase

"impregnating a woman in a small western PA town"

And I got ten plus different articles on ten different towns and not all of those impregnated were adults.

What the hell, Western Pennsylvania?!¿!?



Good morning, Orrex. Thank you for continuing to resist. We love you. ❤️

[SheltieLover]

21. Hi Pants!

How's your little fluff ball doing?

[littlemissmartypants]

24. Hi! 👋🌞 She's asleep on my shoulder. She's the best snuggle bug in the world.

Plus, it's chilly here today. How are you, SL?


❤️

[SheltieLover]

25. Awww she sounds like such a sweetie!

All ok here, thx for asking.

[littlemissmartypants]

26. I'm so glad. I hope you have a wonderful day.

[SheltieLover]

31. You, too, Pants!

[littlemissmartypants]

34. 🌞❤️

[SheltieLover]

35. 💞

[SheltieLover]

23. St. Orrex is our patron Saint of Perpetual Optimism

[surfered]

30. And also the Patron Saint of Keeping One's Sanity

By keeping hope alive

[SheltieLover]

32. Absolutely!

[Joinfortmill]

22. Soon. Rotting from the inside out.

[LymphocyteLover]

27. Died from excessive rectal bleeding after "pleasuring" himself with the Nobel Peace Prize?

[no_hypocrisy]

28. Dehydration as a result of being soooo pissed off

[The Madcap]

36. Epstein-Barr...

Would be ironic, wouldn't it?

[SheltieLover]

38. Poetic justice

[LetMyPeopleVote]

37. We are waiting

[Blue Owl]

39. Impaled by a trophy after slipping and falling on it