Just a medical tidbit from an AI search. Nothing important.

[PCIntern]

[lapfog_1]

1. Please dear leader, have a few more Big Macs on me!!!

That is what the new ballroom needs, it's own McDonalds kitchen

[ms liberty]

2. So we need more female journalists asking the tough questions every day

The men can join in too, but we all know how triggered he is by independent women!

[CaliforniaPeggy]

3. Oh really? Nothing important? I suspect you have a well-developed sense of humor, my dear PCIntern.

Your post gives me hope and that's in short supply these days. I think we need more posts just like yours.

[area51]

4. k&r n/t

[Kid Berwyn]

5. Maybe a change in diet and exercise can help?

You know, gulping down a couple of super-sized Happy Meals and immediately taking an extended run next to congested Fifth Avenue during rush hour.

For me, I’d want to smoke and drink more, so anything to extend my stay…

[PCIntern]

6. Perhaps taking a shot or two at someone on 5th Avenue

would help. After all, he won’t lose any voters.

[Kid Berwyn]

7. Ricochet

Sometimes, bullets…

Certainly be a change of the “natural order.”