mr prez, will you be deregulating the Epstein industry? Raising tariffs on imported Epstein?

[Bernardo de La Paz]

Have you met the Epstein immigrant detention quotas?
Will you have Health Care ready for Congress in two Epsteins?
Have any Epstein manufacturing plants actually been onshored yet?
How is the Epstein peace progressing in Ukraine?
When do the Epstein tax cuts start putting money in people's pockets?
Do you want the Washington and Cleveland teams renamed the Epsteins?
Will the FBI be moving into the Epstein building next year?
Have you received plans for the Epstein project to fund cancer research?
Are you going to deport all the Epsteins?
Is the Epstein Force in the military fully equipped?
Will the Epstein wing of your presidential Library have any books in it?
When will you be launching your Epstein crypto currency?
How will you redistrict the Epstein vote?
With your big deregulation push, will you be deregulating the Epstein industry?
Will you replace FEMA with the Epstein agency for flood relief?
Are you launching the Epstein network to replace PBS?

How are those Epstein trade deals going? There will be so many it will be Epstein!

[Buns_of_Fire]

1. The Epsteiniest. One big, bold, beautiful Epstein. nt

[canetoad]

2. You're scaring me Bernardo

You're on the brink of a joke.

[malaise]

7. And a very good one to boot

[Bernardo de La Paz]

8. You are both very kind. . . . . nt

[littlemissmartypants]

3. 👍🥇🏆👏🔥

[calimary]

4. He's just an Epsteiny-weenie.

[rubbersole]

5. Does Melania enjoy being the First Epstine again?

[malaise]

6. Epsteinllent

😀😂

[IrishAfricanAmerican]

9. I could totally see him hearing this when regular questions are asked.

[Bernardo de La Paz]

10. His mental state is that he experiences a lot of cognitive dissonance bc things don't always go his way

So he gets confused a lot and has to fall back to his standard patterns: "It's the biggest thing ever. People told me with tears in their eyes they've never seen anything this big."