The Good Friday Three-Day Weekend

[MineralMan]

This year, it's going to be Festering Friday, followed by two days of issues fermenting into something frightening. So I think.

The market closed down again yesterday, and trading won't resume until Monday. That's going to lead to three days of the market rotting in the Spring sunshine, I think. And meanwhile, our orange-faced leader will be saying more stupid things for us to consider.

Hold the safety bar tightly, folks. This ride is going to be scarier than you think.

[Walleye]

1. I wish Trump would take the weekend off from closing down vital agencies and breaking things

He’s destructive to the United States even when he’s out golfing

[dalton99a]

2. .

[Ocelot II]

3. This year Easter falls on Hitler's birthday, April 20.

Expect some special activity from certain quarters…

[MineralMan]

4. Maybe Trump Will Have a Merde a Lago Party

to commemorate the date.

[Wicked Blue]

5. How very

kkkhristian of them

[Ocelot II]

6. Easter is celebrated on the first Sunday after the first full moon

that occurs on or after the vernal equinox, March 21. Christians didn't choose April 20 for Easter because it's also Hitler's birthday; they've been calculating it this way since the Middle Ages.

[Wicked Blue]

7. Thanks, I'm well aware of that

I'm ony referring to this particular Easter Sunday.