Is he dead yet?

[Orrex]

Gave up breathing for Lent?

Shivved by Steve Inskeep?

Having beheld the width and breadth of his corruption, he wept, for there were no more depravities to conquer?

[C_U_L8R]

1. Got goosed by a golden egg

Easter bunnies everywhere rejoiced.

[surfered]

2. Stable Genius suffers cerebral hemorrhage trying to understand the concept of "Due Process."

“Isn’t it whatever I say it is,” he asks with dying breath?

[hlthe2b]

3. ...

[SheltieLover]

4. Crushed by Americans celebrating Sen Von Holland's in person visit with Mr. Garcia?

Skewered by angry seniors carrying pitchforks yelling "Hands off my Social Security!"

Mauled by angry consumers over slashing CFBP staff?

Died a horrid death from e-coli infested hamburder due to ending food inspections?

Hope springs eternal..

[malaise]

5. Not yet but the judges sure are killing

his agenda

Add link

https://www.democraticunderground.com/100220249653

[Gordcanuck]

6. No, but he's

so tired of “winning” he’ll fold his losing hand and leave the table soon.

[struggle4progress]

7. Well. he has no heart and smells bad

[bluestarone]

8. Nope. Looking forward to the day

HE wishes he was.

[Wicked Blue]

9. Poisoned Sharpie pricked his fingers

[Blue Owl]

10. Oh Lord... treat thyself and SMITE this motherfucker

[SheltieLover]

15. ...

[LetMyPeopleVote]

11. "Alexa, is Trump dead yet"? 💀

Link to tweet

[electric_blue68]

13. There's the concept of Self-Preservation, and Country & Our Constiitution' preservation: so...no, not by my standards.

👍

[electric_blue68]

12. A great triple hitter, Orrex! 😄😄😄

Especially "Lent" & "Inskeep"!

Somehow the moderate NPR speaking radio tone modulation of Inskeep (and others) is wildly funny to me paired up with a shiv.

[canetoad]

14. NO

He just smells like it.

[SheltieLover]

16. #3 sounds like a distinct possibility