Boebert: I would caution my colleagues on the other side of the aisle to refrain from making jokes about the Gulf of

[highplainsdem]

America because next up may be the District of America that we are working on


Acyn post with video on Bluesky:

https://bsky.app/profile/acyn.bsky.social/post/3ll7tdxlvdk2p

[Renew Deal]

1. DOA

Interesting

[hlthe2b]

7. like what passes for her "brain" (DOA)

[ProudMNDemocrat]

24. Devoid Of Anything

Describes Lauren Boobert's brain.

[sinkingfeeling]

2. Always working hard for her constituents.

[Jerry2144]

12. Always working hardly for her constituents, too

[bluesbassman]

15. Well she tries, but there's only so many seats in a theater to work hard.

Line forms at the rear.

[brush]

34. Reminds me of that old Donna Summer song, "She Works Hard for the Money" when she's ina theater...

Groping her boyfriend and all...and being groped.

[Sanity Claws]

3. Huh?

[underpants]

4. I'll wait for someone to explain WTF that means

Did Kid Rock pack her lunch?

[moondust]

6. DC becomes DA

[underpants]

8. Oh. 🤪

[JoseBalow]

19. Is that what we're calling it now?

[Norbert]

5. Was she able to find nether on the map.

[DavidDvorkin]

9. It's always painful when stupid people try to be witty.

[LoisB]

33. With her, it is even worse when she tries to sound intelligent.

[Think. Again.]

10. Can we still joke about her convict son?

[Moostache]

11. Blow her idiotic mind...

Start calling it the District of Christopher and the United States of Vespucci.

[Ritabert]

13. The testing agency called and they want their GED back

[Emile]

14. Oh my god, she doesn't have a lick of sense!

[Eddie Haskell 60]

16. DC is named after Columbus

So I don't think the left would mind getting rid of that.

[LoisB]

17. She makes Louie Gohmert sound like a Rhodes Scholar. I think only Tuberville is dumber.

[enid602]

29. Louie

Louie had the ‘t’ added to the end of ‘Gohmer’ cuz it sounds so intellectual.

[LoisB]

31. OMG, that made me laugh way out loud.

[brush]

36. MTG is right there with them though. I hear the two 'holler monkeys', once friends, hate each other now.

[LoisB]

40. This is true. I think they both were competing for "Idiot of the Century". The republicans

sure have a brain trust on their side.

[spanone]

18. Fuck off lady.

[PJMcK]

37. She's no lady (n/t)

[Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin]

20. Don't you have something else to handle Bobo?

[sakabatou]

21. Are you threatening the US, Lauren?

[madinmaryland]

22. Handy Oakley strokes, uhh I mean strikes again.

[moondust]

23. Possibly pressuring Columbia Univ.

Maybe he has decided that anything "Columbia" is an enemy.

The Trump administration has sent immigration enforcers into university-owned student housing and university public spaces at Columbia, has arrested and sought to deport Mahmoud Khalil – not for having committed any documented crimes, but for the thoughts that he has expressed; and has forced another student, Ranjani Srivasan, to flee to Canada after her visa was revoked, also apparently for thought crimes.

It has sought to financially cripple the university by withholding $400m in federal funds. And it has demanded the university shut down or restructure departments it deems to be politically problematic, and that it alter its criteria for who to admit to incoming student cohorts.

We call on Columbia to stand up to authoritarianism

[Walleye]

35. I think Barron goes to school at NYU. Any threats toward them?

[Nimble_Idea]

25. stop talking and show me the bobos!

[yardwork]

26. Nobody cares what you say you miserable....

Can't say what I want to say.

[C_U_L8R]

27. Nothing compares

to the expansive Gulf inside her head.

[Blues Heron]

28. I'd prefer "the Fountains of Reagan" if it has to be a right wing name

[Irish_Dem]

30. She is more entertaining when she is high and having sex in public.

[Goonch]

32. ;-{)

[yellowcanine]

38. The Gulf of America is the space between her ears.

Just sayin’.

[tanyev]

39. Hell, don't stop there. Let's make every noun be America!

Hon, I’ll be back in an America. Got to take the America to the America and pick up some Americas. Do you need any Americas while I’m there?

People can name their children America 1, America 2, America 3, etc.

MURRKA!

[Iggo]

41. Good little Nazi, isn't she?