‪Alt National Park Service‬: This is what a worldwide Tesla boycott looks like.

[Dennis Donovan]

‪Alt National Park Service‬ ‪
@altnps.bsky.social‬
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This is what a worldwide Tesla boycott looks like. Reports just in show that Tesla sales in San Diego have dropped by 35% this month. We likely won’t have a full picture of U.S. sales for another week.

‪Alt National Park Service‬ ‪
@altnps.bsky.social‬
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Global Sales Declines:
- Germany: 🔽 76%
- Spain: 🔽 75%
- Portugal: 🔽 50%
- Norway & Denmark: 🔽 48%
- France: 🔽 45%
- Sweden: 🔽 42%
- China: 🔽 49%
- Australia: 🔽 71%
- United States (overall): 🔽 11%

Alt National Park Service
‪@altnps.bsky.social‬
Don’t feel bummed out about the -11% in the U.S. — those numbers aren’t current. We won’t know the actual results until 4/2.
March 25, 2025 at 8:04 AM

https://bsky.app/profile/altnps.bsky.social/post/3ll7a4htjes2b

[MayReasonRule]

1. $400 Million Is Allocated To Purchase Glued-Together-Fall-A-Part On Road Tesla SwastiTruck "Security Vehicles"

At first thought it seems like a real waste.

And then I remembered that those that save their country do no wrong.

They might as well paint a bulls-eye on a cardboard box and carry cap-guns while making vroom-vroom sounds and pretending to drive.

So there's that...

[Swede]

3. If they're used in a warzone, hopefully there's lots of paved roads.

The trucks seem to be useless offroad.

[MayReasonRule]

4. They Were To Be Used For State Department And Other Government Agencies And Top Officials Is My Understanding

Some would indeed be in war zones.

These are idiots that are confused by π r² .

These are not smart individuals.

[Wednesdays]

19. "...These are idiots that are confused by pi r squared. "

Them: "But...but, everybody knows that pie are round!"

[Bettie]

6. Someone corrected me with regard to "Swastitruck"....

they told me that the car version is a Swasticar, but the truck version is a WankPanzer.

Hope that made you smile, I know I laughed.

Either way, Musk is a turd.

[GoneOffShore]

9. Or WankenPanzer.

Here's the first pitch meeting -

[et tu]

13. an ss turd! nt

[calimary]

18. Hey, ALL of these are good - if not GREAT!

[Hassin Bin Sober]

2. Gee I wonder why Germany is so high?

They must not not see a not see when they see one.

Spain too.

Australia knows a wanker when they see one.

[sarchasm]

11. I did not not see that coming

.. not see, knot sea, naught c ....

[dalton99a]

5. Bondi and Patel will order a criminal investigation

and people who refuse to buy a Tesla will be charged with conspiracy

[defacto7]

7. "We won't know the actual results until 4/2."

Do we know we'll actually see them or the real results?

[littlemissmartypants]

14. For sure there will be "official" reports and they...

Will be lying their asses off.

[defacto7]

17. That's what I thought.

[Gimpyknee]

8. There's a home in neighborhood with a Tesla Cybertruck that can't fit in garage.

I’m counting the days until somebody sprays graffiti all over it.

[calimary]

20. Wonder if that was deliberate.

If you can’t fit it in your garage, you have to leave it outside, parked in your driveway.

That’s probably a design feature “after a fashion”. Or maybe accidental, although I can’t help but suspect it’s intentional. If you have to park it out in the open, it’s pretty hard not to see. It makes everybody look.

You’re SUPPOSED TO look. (And presumably want one, too.)

[travelingthrulife]

10. The world is trying to help us find our way.

Come on, America, wake up!

[Historic NY]

12. I'm sure the recalls aren't helping either

[Dr. T]

15. I thought righties hate electric

vehicles because they don't push enough soot into the air, or so the oil companies told them. Whatever happened to that?

[Jarqui]

16. So will the FBI investigate domestic and international Tesla sales terrorism? ...nt

[Passages]

21. Oh happy day.

[usonian]

22. Fearless 2025 prediction. Tesla failire causes US loss to Canada.

https://www.democraticunderground.com/100219867240

All the predictions here:

https://www.democraticunderground.com/1016393774#post1