Is he dead yet?

[Orrex]

Stroke? Meteor impact? Angry Slovenian import/trophy wife? Russian tea? Jilted Apartheid billionaire?

Hope springs eternal!

[Generic Other]

1. Keep Hope Alive

Repost this thread every time you log on to DU.

[DaBronx]

2. I was hoping the statues

Behind him would spring to life and smite him.

[MadameButterfly]

5. I could see an excellent Edward Gorey illustration

there. Hey, I'm an artist. I might try it. Thanks.

[DaBronx]

14. Happy to oblige

Can’t wait to see it!

[wnylib]

16. Maybe the best we can hope for is a natural disaster.

Tornadoes, hurricanes, and blizzards all have advance warnings.

But earthquakes and sinkholes don't.

[2naSalit]

3. What?

No lightning?!?

[MontanaMama]

4. Hoping this even would be outside

to increase his chances of leaving sooner rather than later. I don’t rule out a meteor.

[MadameButterfly]

7. I wanted to see his crowd size and his hair messed up

which is why this is inside. And because, a small room of billionaires is his true constituency anyway.

[Dem4life1234]

6. There's only one news I would like to read about him

He is such a monstrosity.

Usually males his age, weight, poor eating habits, lack of exercise, whiny attitudes croak at younger ages. Yet here he is.

What civilized country would let this madness happen and why this country? Damn. Rhetorical question.

I'm convinced he's punishment for America's current and past sins. My only explanation.

[dalton99a]

8. Modern medicine is still keeping him alive

It saved his ass after Covid

He could use a beautiful dose of cancer, though

[Dem4life1234]

9. I was hoping

He would have fled the country after 2020.

But here he is. Devil incarnate.

[Orrex]

11. Remember when he said we'd never hear from him again if he lost in 2020?

Of course, the lying balloon full of aged liquid pig shit never conceded defeat, and his KKKult of useless fuckheads have kept that asinine fantasy alive.

His death by natural causes will be the greatest day in the history of the nation, and that day can't come soon enough.

[bif]

10. No but he's running on fumes.

[MadameButterfly]

12. Thanks guys for the humour

It's what gets us through. I haven't been able to turn up the sound on my TV today. I'm recording in case I can at some point bear hearing the original speech without the distortion of punditry. Maybe someday.

[GoCubsGo]

13. Just from the neck up.

As he has been, all along. Unfortunately, the rest of him is still functioning.

[Iggo]

15. Almost!