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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsMatt Gaetz unveils his new face
https://www.yahoo.com/news/matt-gaetz-unveils-radical-look-040415653.htmlLink to tweet

Ocelot II
(125,905 posts)The weird eyebrows make his little piggy eyes look even piggier.
haele
(14,393 posts)I hate that stuff forehead and cheeks look. Along with the blow-job lip plumper treatments the glitterati females still seem to like. Too uncanny valley for my tastes.
There's a difference between striving to look youthful and healthy while growing older, and striving to look like a Fashion Doll or Mannequin.
Haele
yonder
(10,103 posts)in his best Vegas lounge lizard voice.
allegorical oracle
(5,324 posts)The Unmitigated Gall
(4,710 posts)The face reflects the spirit within.
FalloutShelter
(13,567 posts)rubbersole
(10,095 posts)Just fucking punchable.
H2O Man
(77,313 posts)to be non-violent, the first thing I thought of when I saw this picture was one of my son's left hooks sizzling towards that face. Just one would be all required.
Bernardo de La Paz
(57,017 posts)rubbersole
(10,095 posts)But I loathe perverted child rapists.
Bernardo de La Paz
(57,017 posts)Unladen Swallow
(491 posts)From Mike Judge's cartoon from when I was a kid
Ocelot II
(125,905 posts)
GoodRaisin
(10,323 posts)Gaetz is hideous.
OrlandoDem2
(3,001 posts)Silent Type
(10,470 posts)TommieMommy
(2,195 posts)MineralMan
(149,445 posts)Jebus will HEAL!
allegorical oracle
(5,324 posts)milestogo
(21,277 posts)tanyev
(47,106 posts)Emile
(35,886 posts)strongermessage
(311 posts)brush
(60,556 posts)Frankenstein won't have anything on him.
Demovictory9
(36,705 posts)Montauk6
(9,166 posts)
Trueblue1968
(18,635 posts)Deuxcents
(23,026 posts)Trueblue1968
(18,635 posts)nuxvomica
(13,461 posts)And sadder still that he shows such bad judgment in trying to improve it. it must become a vicious cycle after a while.
Aussie105
(7,100 posts)To do that to yourself takes a special type of insanity.
Or a deep urge to hide something.
Human facial expressions are not allowed, Matt?
And why does he think that look is an improvement?
The hair, the face, the suit - only a funeral director would approve. (And not on a living person.)
LSparkle
(12,077 posts)All he needs is some Smiley ...
Scrivener7
(56,368 posts)Skittles
(165,955 posts)especially using Matt fucking Gaetz
displacedvermoter
(3,867 posts)Demovictory9
(36,705 posts)displacedvermoter
(3,867 posts)The Madcap
(1,299 posts)From the Incredibles.
AltairIV
(904 posts)I would have suggested he have 3 to 4 inches taken off the forehead.
Scrivener7
(56,368 posts)tulipsandroses
(7,638 posts)Cheek implants, chin implants, forehead frozen and under eye highlighter too many shades lighter than his complexion.
Yuck!
Iggo
(48,989 posts)IzzaNuDay
(995 posts)Maybe even two!
Or a body sized paper bag for that smarmy creep!