Matt Gaetz unveils his new face

[Demovictory9]

https://www.yahoo.com/news/matt-gaetz-unveils-radical-look-040415653.html

Link to tweet

[Ocelot II]

1. Too much botox, and too much eyebrow pencil.

The weird eyebrows make his little piggy eyes look even piggier.

[haele]

13. He's Bro-Toxic...

I hate that stuff forehead and cheeks look. Along with the blow-job lip plumper treatments the glitterati females still seem to like. Too uncanny valley for my tastes.
There's a difference between striving to look youthful and healthy while growing older, and striving to look like a Fashion Doll or Mannequin.

Haele

[yonder]

21. Soon enough, he'll be belting out "Wanker Schoen"

in his best Vegas lounge lizard voice.

[allegorical oracle]

31. That wasn't an eyebrow pencil he used -- it was a crayon. Yikes. nt

[The Unmitigated Gall]

2. Sooner or later, in this case sooner...

The face reflects the spirit within.

[FalloutShelter]

3. He's giving angry chipmunk.

[rubbersole]

4. Punchable.

Just fucking punchable.

[H2O Man]

10. Although I try

to be non-violent, the first thing I thought of when I saw this picture was one of my son's left hooks sizzling towards that face. Just one would be all required.

[Bernardo de La Paz]

12. "punchable face" is the language of bullies. Do you admire bullies?

[rubbersole]

24. I do not.

But I loathe perverted child rapists.

[Bernardo de La Paz]

29. Good measured response. I understand the feeling, but I think extrajudicial violence is very dangerous and unfunny. . nt

[Unladen Swallow]

5. He literally looks like Butt-Head

From Mike Judge's cartoon from when I was a kid

[Ocelot II]

6. Yup, pretty much.

[GoodRaisin]

19. Butthead looks better.

Gaetz is hideous.

[OrlandoDem2]

7. I dunno. He's ugly as fuck but I'm more shocked that anyone would go on OAN.

[Silent Type]

8. Even if I were a trumspter, I'd find Gaetz a disgusting little pissant. One of the most punchable faces in politics.

[TommieMommy]

9. Botox advertisement. Looks weird

[MineralMan]

11. He still looks like a TV Evangelist to me.

Jebus will HEAL!

[allegorical oracle]

32. Also noted that resemblance -- think it's the pompadour hair style. nt

[milestogo]

14. He doesn't want all those girls he molested to recognize him.

[tanyev]

15. Meet the new face, worse than the old face.

[Emile]

16. Tiny little fingers.

[strongermessage]

17. Wayne Newton wannabe.

[brush]

18. Hairline is starting to recede. Once it does, his five head...er, ah, prominent forehead...will look like a six head.

Frankenstein won't have anything on him.

[Demovictory9]

22. Like Vivek

[Montauk6]

20. AAAAAGGGHHHH!!!!!!!

[Trueblue1968]

23. He is still Very Very Very UGLY.

[Deuxcents]

27. Inside and outside

[Trueblue1968]

40. You got right. He like so many Repukes are EVIL to his core. Like anti-Christ evil.

[nuxvomica]

25. It's sad that he is so obsessed about his appearance

And sadder still that he shows such bad judgment in trying to improve it. it must become a vicious cycle after a while.

[Aussie105]

26. What demented soul lives inside that body?

To do that to yourself takes a special type of insanity.
Or a deep urge to hide something.
Human facial expressions are not allowed, Matt?

And why does he think that look is an improvement?
The hair, the face, the suit - only a funeral director would approve. (And not on a living person.)

[LSparkle]

28. Looks like Nicholson in Batman

All he needs is some Smiley ...

[Scrivener7]

30. That is a whopping achievement. Hideous as he was before, he's managed to make it worse.

[Skittles]

33. no need to slam Wayne Newton

especially using Matt fucking Gaetz

[displacedvermoter]

34. Is this real?

[Demovictory9]

42. Yes

[displacedvermoter]

43. Good God!

[The Madcap]

35. Looks like Syndrome

From the Incredibles.

[AltairIV]

36. Just a suggestion

I would have suggested he have 3 to 4 inches taken off the forehead.

[Scrivener7]

37. A little trim off the top.

[tulipsandroses]

38. Effin weirdo.

Cheek implants, chin implants, forehead frozen and under eye highlighter too many shades lighter than his complexion.
Yuck!

[Iggo]

39. "Love that Joker!"

[IzzaNuDay]

41. Still needs a paper bag to cover that face

Maybe even two!
Or a body sized paper bag for that smarmy creep!

[Rob H.]

44. They somehow made his already beady eyes look even beadier nt