Truth Turd for the G.O.P. punchbowl

[BoRaGard]

Last edited Mon Jan 6, 2025, 10:04 AM - Edit history (4)

Hey Jack Smith. Now. Now is the time. Please release your factual report.

Of course, the G.O.P. has its Bear-False-Witness corporate-media propaganda machine primped and primed for spewing slime all over your report.

But still, America needs to hear it. Now. Before Christmas. Before Jan. 6. Now.

The republicon magas beat up the police officers protecting America's Capitol, and when they got inside they shit and pissed all over the place. Disgusting. Deplorable.

Expose the lie-spewing leader who arranged the attack on the police, and the desecration of America. Now.

[gab13by13]

1. Yeah, OK

Right after we get to see the Smith report Garland will release the Mueller report.

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2. That's the idea. The full Mueller report, too

We citizens paid for those reports.

We deserve them. Now.

If Garland sits on this Heap of Treasonous G.O.P. Shit,
and leaves it to the INCOMING FASCISTS
he will earn himself a dark and pathetic place in history.

[Think. Again.]

4. He already has.

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5. Republicons literally shit on America's Capitol

Karmic justice demands that Jack Smit emit a Titanic Truth Turd
to accurately flavor the G.O.P.'s celebratory Kool-Aid punchbowl.

[Think. Again.]

3. Face it, garland is anti-American and will not release the report.

Ever.

[sop]

6. Institutionalists protect the institution.

[gab13by13]

8. If that were true

then Garland would release the reports.

I have changed my tune on Garland from he fears Trump to he is complicit with Trump.

So many people who covered for Garland were just doing the work of Putin.

This is Garland's last chance to prove me wrong and do one righteous act before someone worse takes his place.

[sop]

10. Garland's primary concern is that Americans could lose respect for the office Trump holds.

The fact that Trump already thoroughly besmirched his office doesn't matter.

[Chipper Chat]

7. I'm curious. Who made all those beautiful professionally-made banners and flags?

These were not handmade impromptu signs hastily made on
Jan 5th in a Motel 6 guest room.

[sop]

9. Good question.

No homemade, cardboard box signs with hand-scrawled messages to be seen anywhere...like the ones you see progressives holding during marches and demonstrations.

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11. Ding ding ding ding ding - Damn good question

Since it was republicons all the way attacking America and America's Capitol,
seems sure they paid for the anti-American frippery, fuckery, and festoonery they so adore.

[Kid Berwyn]

12. Report should have been published before the election.

Then, it would matter.

Now, it’s too late.

The NAZI is out of the bag.

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13. True that

[Kid Berwyn]

14. Great idea, yours. And better late than never.

Should We the People ever get around to voting again, the reports on Trump’s treasons will be electoral and historic gold.

Around his sweaty neck would hang twin albatrosses:

1.) Stolen and hidden Top Secret documents stashed haphazardly in tacky toilets.

2.) Leading an armed insurrection and a criminal conspiracy against Congress to overturn an election he lost.

Because Trump has not been held to account, he has returned to the Oval Office wher he will resume talking to Putin in secret to do his bidding.

ETA: I thought this would attach to your reply above. I’m getting old…

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15. Releasing the report now would also impact the hearings on the Kabinet Klowns (R)

that the repulicon felon/rapist is attempting to shove down America's throat.

[Blue Owl]

16. The MAGAts will still be lining up for a refill

The Emperor's turd punch is the most delicious thing they've ever tasted!

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17. .

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18. The hour it is getting late. Jack Smith where are you?

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19. Jacky, Jacky, Jacky - people are headed for the exits and the egg nog

Any report you and AG Garland release now is in the Holiday Egg Nog Zone, and no one will really pay any attention.

Except, of course, the right-wing propaganda machine which will paint you up like a frigging Pug-eyed Pinko-lib Grinch who vainly attempted to Steal Xmas from all the sweet little victorious magats. I'm just saying: windows open, and windows close. What the Hell have you and Garland been waiting for?

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20. As predicted: Fri aft and folks are getting NOGGED already

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21. Our ears are open

Our ears are open...

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22. Is Jack on vacay in the Bahamas?

Asking for a nation which does hunger and thirst for justice.

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23. Paging Jack Smith and AG Garland

Hello? America calling. History, too.